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politish

Bullshit spun by a politician. The lies and rubbish that a politician use to convince the public of something that is inaccurate or deceptive. Political bullshit. Alternative facts/alternate facts produced by a politician.
The public was amused by the Politish spun to the media today.
by Maragrade June 15, 2017
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Politiassault

Waiting an extended period of time to come forth or report a possible sexual assualt. Often coming forth in coincidence of the perpetrator running for a political office. Often times a distraction to real political discourse and a way to smear the politician in times of an election. Many times the victim has constructed a fake assualt report and doesn't pursue further action once the politicians has won/lost their political race.
We see more Politiassaults nowadays.
by Alexjonez September 18, 2018
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political football

an issue presented by one party or the other that is not a political issue at all, yet is tossed around by politicians to gain sway or distract voters from the REAL issues. Abortion, DACA, and gay rights to name a few.
Republicans throw around their abortion argument like a political football to prevent real discourse on reproductive rights for women. Democrats toss around this political football in their own right, resulting in neither talking about reproductive rights in general, but rather a personal religious belief.
by jpillar26 March 4, 2019
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Politician

Look at mike, he’s such a politician
by Doesgodknowallaboutme May 30, 2019
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Political shatire

The act of accidentally defecating on stage while you are making jokes about politicians.
Marcus the comedian's opening act ended up being an anal opening act, after he slipped into full-on Political Shatire following a night of reheated curries.
by Zonal K August 24, 2019
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Politicial

The natural economy of goat tax inflation regarding the trade taking place during arranged marriages and or marriages as a result of a mail-order arrangement.
"Bertha was shipped to me last week, the goat tax was twice as high as the last one. How politicial..."
by Noxurnal September 2, 2019
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Politician

Person 1: Them politicians are unreliable.
Person 2: IKR?!
by Mini_fuzz_ball May 22, 2020
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