ice cream paint job

to ejaculate inside a woman's body; "cream on the inside, clean on the outside." reference: see "are the rims big/do they ride good" refering to a woman's breasts and sexual intercourse

I gave cathy an ice cream paint job and she thought I was wearing a rubber, now a baby daddy.

by i'm smarter than you August 22, 2009

Twenty Twenty Paint Job

A crummy paint job on a car that only looks good from twenty feet away while going twenty miles and hour.

We grabbed some cheap spraypaint and gave that old beater a twenty twenty paint job.

by WranglerWrider December 29, 2010

Brazilian purple paint job

When you put your dick into a Brazilian girl's anus and she clenches her butt checks so hard that when you pull out your penis is a nice bruised purple color.

"Dude, have you had a purple paint job before"

"Nah but i've had a Brazilian purple paint job, it's on a whole different level"

by AIFF December 2, 2011

penis painting tree goat

a word used to describe someone that looks spicy.

Damn, Carla is a penis painting tree goat today.

by zeewatinaho March 1, 2011

Ice Cream Paint Job

Refers to a motor vehicle that features a creamy interior, while also possessing an exceptionally clean exterior. This is analogous to an ice cream cone in which the "cream" is contained within the interior of the cone while the outside remains clean. Hence, the "Ice Cream Paint Job".

My new car has such a rich, creamy interior, and the exterior is just so clean; all my friends say that I've got an ice cream paint job.

by raplexicon June 28, 2009

Paint cho' Face

Phrase used as a last resort come back. Can also be used in place of such words like the F word, or STFU.

Example 1:

Friend: "Your Mom's so fat she has to put a belt on with a boomerang."

You: "Oh yeah? Paint cho' face!"

Friend: "Dang, I got burned..." =(

Example 2:

Friend: "My car is cooler than yours."

You: "Paint cho' face!"

by chanh July 23, 2008

Long Island Paint Job

A Long Island Paint Job is the act of puking on (or in) a car due to a night of extreme consumption of alcohol. Initial phrase was created because of the after effects of Long Island Iced Tea or LIIT.

Example 1:
Chip: What happened to your car?
Russ: Cody and Logan gave it a long island paint job after pounding back all those LIITs at the bar.

Example 2:
Puke on the inside, puke on the outside - Long Island Paint Job.

by TheGat51 November 8, 2009