Granny P

One of the more obscure messages of the Love Hearts candy, alongside 'True Lips'.
Granny P is the love heart you give to the person you dont actually want to give a love heart to but they keep pestering you for a piece of candy so you give them one.

Jake: Dude, Jenna looks well upset, what did you say?
Luke: Nothing, she kept bothering me for a love heart so I gave her the Granny P one.
Jake: Harsh!
Luke: It's what they were made for!

by Brinkmann February 21, 2010

P-Bit

The Male Genitalia found between the legs

She slammed the car door on my P-Bit

by Shane Sellar September 23, 2005

p-lo

a glass pipe consisting of a long stem with a spherical orb at it's end, a small opening on one side to release smoke. it's sold as an "oil burner" and is typically used for smoking crystal methamphetamines.

I'm gonna be all up on that p-lo tonight gettin all twackerilified!!!

by Pangea Caligula March 28, 2010

p-slap

To slap someone in the face with a penis.
Similar to b-slap

Fool stole my tot's! Ima have to p-slap them now

by Natali3 November 08, 2007

P Lot

Shortened version of parking lot. Usually used when referring to a parking lot where people hang out/loiter and not one where people park their cars to go to store.

person 1 "yo, come out to the p lot"
person 2 "aight"

by albanian guy September 22, 2009

s&p

Salt and pepper........................Duh!!!

pass the s&p, dork boy!!

by Gina Marra August 27, 2005

Meghan P

the nicest girl alive from the dirty South. she's even nice to little annoying kids who are preoccupied with the lack of "ass" they actually get. oh and she's brilliant and gorgeous too! Aren't you jealous?

Meghan studies for her final while smiling patiently as another kid tells her his problems and she actually pretends to care.

by Suzanne January 19, 2005