Chocolate Scale

A way to define how dark the subject matter someone will joke about/find funny.

A: My humor hovers around 70-80% on the Chocolate scale
B: What?
A: I've made a joke about cancer & helmet hair.

by Lolzeronie September 30, 2023

pizza scale

When the ends of the scale of a thing measures from acceptable to exceptional, because no matter what, you still have the thing.

Damn, my favourite takeaway is taking forever!
It's ok, dude. Pizza scale.

by kittiekommittee July 25, 2023

CAT scale

A spectrum used to rate women incrementally using detriments rather than an integer inside a domain. A 1 on the CAT scale means the girl has something in her life or demeanor that warrants a negative perception equal to that of owning 1 cat (as owning a cat is obviously an easily measurable detriment to somebody's desirability). For instance, a girl being medically obese would be about 4 cats. Nobody would want to date a girl with 4 cats.

"EW Emily can't squat 225?! That's easily a 3 on the CAT scale"
"She asked me my zodiac sign right away. 2 cats right off the bat!"

by Rousate July 12, 2022

tori scales

Tori Scales is the best friend you could ask for and she’s so stunningly, breathtakingly beautiful. She’s so caring and amazing.

Person 1: who is that beautiful, sweet person?
Person 2: Probably Tori Scales!
Person 1: Makes sense.

by makayla.towe August 5, 2022

Sierra Scales

Sierra Scales is a amazing friend and best friend to many. She’s super, super, super pretty! Breathtaking even. She’s always thinking about others and she’s so kind.

Person 1: I wish I had a Sierra Scales.
Person 2: Yeah me too, Sierra Scales is awesome!

by makayla.towe August 5, 2022

The “Cove” Scale

Forgot rating a person 1 to 10, instead try using the “Cove” scale whenever you are describing how you would rate another person to a friend.

The cove scale is a rating from 1 - 4

1 - I wouldn’t date them and I don’t know why anybody else would.

2 - I wouldn’t date them but I can see why other people would.

3 - I would date them but I can see why other people wouldn’t.

4 - I would date them but I can see why other people would.

Met this girl last night at the club, she was 4 on The “Cove” Scale

by YungJezus June 12, 2022

Tipping the scales

1 Don't make a person flip out.

2 You did excellent.

Tipping the scales

* Someone talking crazy* You: Aye man don't make me tip the scales.
*Sarah passes her exam* her friend: daaaaaaaaaamn you tip the scales.

by Tip the scales June 18, 2022