slap oil

When you slap a person so hard the oil from their face comes out onto your hand!

I slapped that bitch so hard the the slap oil from her face screamed in my hand!

by Bad Hasty May 5, 2023

Seaman Oil Change

The act in which an individual, preforming oral sex on a male partner, proceeds to use their breath to force the ejaculate back into the male's penis.

My friend Johnny Runescape told me about the time his girlfriend gave him a seaman Oil change. Says his balls have hurt since.

by Johnny Runescape October 27, 2022

oil rig

when a person has their legs over their head naked, usually on the floor and the one on top plunges his penis into the others anus.

I'm about to oil rig that sweet ass.

by brownbag1349 June 5, 2016

ohio oil change

The act of receiving a blow job and the giver inserts a large dildo in your ass with no lube.

He asked for an ohio oil change style bj so I rammed a big black dildo in his ass dry.

by Dirty Lil Harleygirl September 13, 2023

oil up for daddy

Oil up for daddy is typically said your mate who is a quote unquote "straight" male but in turn this person actually touches you all the time and tries to get "freaky" with you. When he says this he sometimes says "No I don't actually want you to oil up" but regardless of that he will never say that he's not your daddy. So pretty much this means he DOES want you to oil up and he DOES want to be your sugar daddy.

Mate: "Oil up for daddy"
You: "Woahhh kinda gay buddy"
Mate: "Noooo I don't actually want you to oil up that would be gay"

by mrfreakybob November 22, 2024

Unique horn oil

Gotcha cindy

My sister needs unique horn oil for her new car

by Chadly October 22, 2020

Oil Changer

People who change their own oil and call themselves an automotive “enthusiast”.

The lowest form of car “enthusiast”, these are the people that frequent car forums and discourage others from doing projects themselves. They can usually be found talking people out of motor/transmission swaps (manual -> auto, V6 -> V8, etc.), they say things like: “if you want a V8 then sell the V6 and buy a V8”.

Bought not built.

Enthusiast: Any insight or tips for swapping my Camaro’s V6 for a LS1?
Oil Changer: If you want a V8 just sell the V6 and buy a V8, it’s easier.

by built_yota September 30, 2022