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Need-Bead

No matter how long a string of anal beads are,...the NEED-BEAD is the very last bead that must "NOT" be inserted. The NEED-BEAD must be left out to insure retrieval of the remaining beads.
Accidently put the NEED-BEAD all the way in...Of course it got stuck, so we banged and I got it out later.
by Sick Em D October 25, 2022
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An automated message that notifies you about your message to some e-mail is delayed or fails. It used to appear on Gmail in mid-2010s, now it appears on Protonmail.

I don't know the purpose of using uppercase letters, like that's unprofessional.
THIS IS A WARNING MESSAGE ONLY. YOU DO NOT NEED TO RESEND YOUR MESSAGE.
Delivery to the following recipient has been delayed: (email address)
Message will be retired for 2 more day(s)
by Shiine-1 September 2, 2022
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You need your shit milked.

You need a sort of stress reliever. In this case, a handjob 'offer'.
provocateur: You're having a bad time with work. You need your shit milked.

Recipient: Eeeaaaah! He's touching me!
by anonymous April 8, 2023
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I Need Iron Blocks

The best meme to emerge in 2025. Romeo needs them. We need to revive Telltale so we can play the masterpiece this came from again. (Minecraft Story Mode)
"I nEeD iRoN bLoCkS."
"I'M OUT OF BRICKS."
"i don't WANNA be surrounded by LAVA!!!"
by DaveyJonesBoner November 10, 2025
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a bitch who needs to chill

A bitch who needs to stfu and go suck some dick and hop off mine
by randomglogirl December 23, 2022
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if you need to ask someone to do you a favor today then come right out with it and don’t worry that they might refuse. Chances are they have been hoping you will call on them to assist you and will help out with no questions asked
if you need to ask someone to do you a favor today then come right out with it and don’t worry that they might refuse. Chances are they have been hoping you will call on them to assist you and will help out with no questions asked
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What you need to do

Person 1: blahblahblah nerd shit.

Person 2: you know What you need to do

Person 1:

Person 2: thanks.
by WrenFloof#0666 April 19, 2022
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