need a biscuit

when a ridiculously twiggy person (usually female) walks by and has noassatall. (see noassatall).

ex.: "Damn, that girl need a biscuit!"

by Guit-Fiddler October 26, 2013

Critical Need-to-Know Information

Something Burt Gummer is always denied

Burt Gummer: I feel I was denied critical need-to-know information.

by PrinceDeven78 February 21, 2023

need my skates

it’s when u need ur skates to roll away because someone’s so weird and icky

Boy: hey bae
Girl: umm ima need my skates

by poochiegown March 09, 2022

i need a cookie

a phrase used when a women is in their menstrual cycle.

“I need a cookie” = “I need a pad”

by oroe_ September 06, 2023

No One Needs To Know

Am I dreamin' or stupid?
I think I've been hit by cupid
But no one needs to know right now
I met a tall, dark and handsome man
And I've been busy makin' big plans
But no one needs to know right now
I got my heart set, my feet wet
But he don't even know it yet
But no one needs to know right now
I'll tell him someday some way somehow
But I'm gonna keep it a secret for now
I want bells to ring, a choir to sing
The white dress the guests the cake the car the whole darn thing
But no one needs to know right now
I'll tell him someday some way somehow
But I'm gonna keep it a secret for now

We'll have a little girl, a little boy
A little Benji we call Leroy
But no one needs to know right now
And I'm not lonely anymore at night
And he don't know that only he can make it right
And I'm not lonely anymore at night
And he don't know that only he can make it right
I'm not dreamin' or stupid
But boy have I been hit by cupid
And no one needs to know right now
No one, no one, no one needs to know right now
No one, no one, no one needs to know oh oh right now

by Gothic Miscreant February 21, 2024

Blue man needs to poop

I made a card from someone historic and i called it blue man needs to poop its the best thing ever made to mankind

Person 1: I made a card of *insert historic person*
Person 2: blue man needs to poop

by Wilted lilly January 23, 2021

I need head

She hates me

Bralene: "I need head" (she hates you)

by July 29, 2024