Naked DIY

A colloquial term to indicate that one is masterbating.

A: "Hey, what you doing? Wanna grab some food?"
B: "Erm, can't right now, kinda started some naked DIY..."
A: "tmi... 🙄"

by RobMadeMeDoIt October 5, 2016

Naked Assiditis

When I cat licks their furry sweatpants off their rear end.

My cat suffers from naked assiditis.

by Nakeditis August 27, 2023

Naked sandbox

Having fon outside, naked in the woods (and possible include masturbation because mas turning can be fun)

I need to go outside and play naked sandbox to feel free and release my stress.

by LonelyVampire October 12, 2023

The Naked Snail

The act of lubing oneself up entirely, then proceeding the throw oneself down a flight of stairs (preferably two consecutive sets) is if it were a waterslide.

Did you see Eddy do the naked snail yesterday? Shit was rad as a dingbat! I thought he was gonna go straight through the front door...

by Flutska December 10, 2022

Tits naked

When you are half naked, tits out

She still had pants on, but she was tits naked bro!

by Big Muscles001 December 13, 2019

naked may 31

every 4 years (2016,2020.2024.2028)on the 31 of may this event happens in which people can ask for nudes without having to send some back the person cannot ask for any as well accept is is not ment to be because of this day

person 1 hey its naked may 31
person 2 damit alright
person 1 haha thank you

by jackalob May 30, 2020

naked head bandit

A man doesn’t use condoms.

Akeem asked Josh for a condom and he replied “nigga you know I don’t use condoms imma naked head bandit boy”

by Daddy0819 January 14, 2018