dream dating

Dream dating is when you change your facebook relationship status in order to reflect a fictitious relationship with a famous person.

Facebook Status comment: "Yo Sergio! Congrats on your new relationship with Jasmin Huda! Dream dating news anchors is for champs! Best of luck man!"

by Stu Cherbourg May 3, 2011

mormon dating

Two mormons under the age of 16 who are attracted to each other but aren't "dating". Everyone knows they are a thing.

Tilly and Cora are totally mormon dating.

by algebrarox February 19, 2017

dating history

A list of people with whom one has had sex with more than one time. "Dating history" is distinct from "list of one night stands" in that sex was completed on more than one occasion. "Dating history" is distinct from working as a concubine in that cash payments are generally not made by the male. "Dating history" is similar to working as a concubine in that payment is made by the male for sex by either buying food for the female and/or feigning interest in what the female says. "Dating history" has a shorter timeline than "in a relationship".
Note: parents believe that the definition of "dating", if the male is a teen, means "having fun", not sex.

from Cheatsheet.com: A look back at Ariadne Grande's dating history.
from Cosmopolitan.com: Taylor Swift's dating history.

by 2020forever August 1, 2020

apology date

According to Miss Chelly,

When your man F*ck you up and he asks you on a date its called an apology date!

"He's taking me on an apology date because he f*cked up"

by Miss Chelly March 8, 2018

motor date

Going on dates on a motor boat/motor cycle .

And then motor boating on the motor boat/motor cycle.

My first date with John was a motor date, he motor boated me on his motor cycle.

by Caroline Roses May 19, 2016

Aspirin date

Someone you meet off a dating site in the hope of getting over the one you really want to be with.

A "meet date" to distract yourself from the pain of a "shituationship" you're in that isn't going anywhere.

"I'm so tired of these aspirin dates going nowhere"
"These aspirin dates aren't enough to get me over Rick".

by Madchen April 22, 2019

date nurse

Someone who knows a lot about relationships and gives a lot of advice on dating or getting a boyfriend/girlfriend

Megan is such a date nurse

by Meggers10100 February 3, 2018