Price Cap

A term used by corrupt governments to regulate how much companies can bend over their customers and spread those cheeks.

British energy suppliers: “We want to f*** our customers and charge them even more money because we can.”

UK Government: “No problem we will just increase the price cap. How much do you want to charge them?”

British energy suppliers: “Thanks, a 300% increase should be enough. Can’t wait to announce record profits.”

by Conway6288 August 26, 2022

Cap Rate

The speed which you can tell lies in until people catch on.

This nigga sharif lies daily, I don’t know how he remembers them all at his cap rate.

by Headmo December 9, 2021

Caps Lock

When someone just won't stop capping.

Adam: I ate 12 ghost peppers, fucked your mom, AND got 20 Fortnite dubs in a row last night!
Bob: Bro, you on caps lock fr.

by ChefJared April 20, 2022

Cap City

Metaphor for someone who never tells the truth, it’s like they live in a cesspit of bullshit.
The worst human beings live here

Aaron - “Jack, who’s your favourite footballer?”
Jack - “Uhhhh, Crista Ronaldo. Suwi ?!”
Aaron - “What the cunt are you on about? You are in cap city.”

by Pears On Special March 27, 2022

Snapple Cap

Another word for facts. Used to agree with one’s statement. Comes from the fact that a bottom of a Snapple cap contains a fun fact

Miles: Yo Maggie is so hot.
Charlie: Snapple Cap. I’m going to Mac on

by Mr7evem January 22, 2022

Dunz Cap

When someone is stupid or foolish

What is Alex doing with that on his head, he is a dunz cap

by AvebabyKp October 14, 2021

noza cap

when snorting cocaine ur nose tends to bleed, a noza cap is anything that helps stop that, for example a paper or towel or even a nasal spray

“Bring a noza cap for later”

by Hahsisk March 3, 2022