mulfer

a skank; especially one on drugs.

"That Trina bitch, she a mulfer dog."

by AjStyles February 6, 2007

Munderful

1. The complete and polar opposite of wonderful. Everything that is horrible, wrong, decietful and unhealthy in the entire world.

Something that is munderful has absolutely no value. Munderful can be used to describe the symptoms and odors of a sexually transmitted disease hosted by any boy/girl under the age of 18.

After I hooked up with that girl my fingers smelled Munderful, So I never called her back.

by Joshua Too hot hamburger January 13, 2009

mulper

A person who turns up to your house at dinner time, who has not been invited, but is expecting to be fed.

I'm forced to be a mulper as I don't have money for food.

by crazyskank February 5, 2010

Mulper

A disgustingly ugly woman who by virtue of her appearance is guaranteed not to be the mother of any children. One who is so slobberish and vile that her very presence can be sensed by all but the most comatosed individuals who deserve an encounter with such a filthy beast. Usually found in shopping centres, clubs, pubs, zoos and abattoirs. The criteria for what constitutes a mulper can often be relaxed and the term can apply to even a mild ugly woman who might be carrying a few extra kilos, or anyone in between.

Look at that hideous mulper walking down the street at the Fringe.

Nearly succumbed to the advances of a filthy mulper last night . Fuck it was close.

There should be a law against mulpers like that. Enough to put you off your pint.

by chemischen March 15, 2011

Murder balls

Blue balls for the potential murderer. When you really want to kill someone, but you just can't for some reason. Weakness, not owning a gun, fear of the consequences, etc.

Johnny really wanted to pull a Virginia Tech at his college, but his dad had gotten rid of the family gun a few years back. Looks like he'd be stuck with murder balls.

by Double_A January 26, 2011

Melders

People combined into one homogeneous society

Canadians are a bunch of Melders

by CMC69 October 30, 2011

Murder Murder Suicide

When one kills two people and then kills themselves.

After Jenna killed John and Nadia, she killed herself because she couldn't stand the thought of living without John. By doing this she committed Murder Murder Suicide.

by MewWinx96 June 17, 2012