Mud Oven

Like a Dutch Oven, but rather than fart, you shit.

"Sometimes you can't always trust a fart, and this time, rather than going Dutch, I gave her the ole Mud Oven."

by schlockofages May 23, 2016

mud massage

The act of defecating into a vagina and then engaging in intercourse.

After Indian food last night, I had an amazing mud massage.

by Struggling scartist January 22, 2021

Mud-sweeper

A term to describe a type of shit that is so wet it takes almost the entire roll of toilet paper to clean up yourself. Usually followed by a skid mark or safety wipe

Guy: "I gotta change my underwear soon, I had a mud-sweeper earlier"

Guy #2: "Make sure you do a safety wipe afterwards"

by becauseimapotato May 21, 2016

striking mud

Coming across more crap than gold when searching for something; An unusually bad streak of luck

Fred: How's the search for tunes on Beatport going?

Alfred: Not good mate, I've been striking mud too much. Too many shit tunes out there and a lot of misleading samples.

by Notanon December 1, 2013

Mud Roach

The male version of a mud cricket. Wears designer jeans and fancy boots and drives a jacked up truck pretending to be a country cowboy. Fucks any mud cricket whore in sight with short shorts and boots on. Has never seen a farm or driven a tractor but thinks he's country because he listens to Jelly Roll and Sam Hunt.

Look at all them Mud Roaches and their lifted trucks tailgating at the Florida Georgia Line concert.

by Thew12 August 30, 2023

Rocky mud

When you have sex high in the mountains especially in the open on the ground, such as in the mud. It has also been used to reference anal sex in the mountains as well. It was originally used in the rocky mountains but has been adapted as a more loose term for the act.

We went up into the mountains to get some rocky mud.

by Big Pappi May 2, 2021

Mud Floodin

When you have to poop really bad

Bro I'm mud floodin I gotta shit really bad

by Trill Tony September 2, 2016