mondaytarded

1. adjective relatively slow in mental or emotional or physical development on Mondays

2. adjective Occurring or developing later than desired or expected on Mondays; delayed on Mondays

Mondaytarded often occurs when, after partaking in a large volume of alcohol or drugs over the weekend, one returns to work on Monday and is expected to function as normal. Unable to perform at 100%, a state of Mondaytardedness ensues. This condition can persist until the next weekend, where the individual does it all over again.

Joe drank an excessive volume of alcohol on both Friday and Saturday night. What he remembers of either night is vague at best. He lays around all day Sunday in hopes of recovery. Monday, he gets to work and spends half the day drooling over himself and trying to quietly squeeze out beer farts. He manages to get a report finished full of spelling errors and tastless side jokes. Mondaytarded.

by Phil M September 28, 2009

Mondayhole

Another term for "asshole".

She was so drunk she let me stick it in her {Mondayhole}.

by BTC77 April 6, 2010

Patty O' Mondays

It's the place to go!

Whenever it's sunny, or full of snow, Patty O' Mondays is the place to go!

by meggie-YO December 7, 2009

Mondays

Mondays: This a word used in the English languish for a day of the week between Sunday and Tuesday. Mondays is a word that I use to describe Niggers. The meaning behind it is, "Nobody really likes Mondays." This word can be used as a code word to replace Niggers when you don't want everyone to hear the actual word.

“I hate fucking Mondays."

by MondayDown X2 November 8, 2010

Mongay

When a nigga is acting like he is gay and is also a monkey

Nigga lowkey amin is acting Mongay

by Jeunepapi December 11, 2018

Monay

A snake that steals 🤩

Oh look we have a wild Monay , don’t get too close , it bites

by CallMeJesus1004 June 7, 2018

monkay

a mofoin' mokey who looks black and acts sluty

look at that monkay daaaaaamn look at his monkay

by Chenzo_88 October 9, 2003