The Moroccan Silkworm is the act of wrapping your wife/girlfriend in clingfilm and farting into her mouth or her nostrils and occasionally teabagging her eyes with your testicles.
Every Five minutes she has an opportunity to escape via a safe word the only catch is to get the safe word she must solve a countdown style conundrum in 60 seconds.
Failure to do so results in a further 5 minutes of fart torture until she can finally crack a conundrum.
Every Five minutes she has an opportunity to escape via a safe word the only catch is to get the safe word she must solve a countdown style conundrum in 60 seconds.
Failure to do so results in a further 5 minutes of fart torture until she can finally crack a conundrum.
"You up to much tonight mate"
"The Mrs drank my bottle of rum I was saving for my birthday so as payback I'm giving the bitch The Moroccan Silkworm"
"The Mrs drank my bottle of rum I was saving for my birthday so as payback I'm giving the bitch The Moroccan Silkworm"
by The Phantom Prankster December 3, 2023
Get the The Moroccan Silkworm mug.Ded Moroz, also known as Father Frost, is a mythical figure in Slavic folklore associated with winter and New Year celebrations in Eastern European cultures, particularly in Russia. Often depicted as a bearded and grandfatherly figure, Ded Moroz is believed to bring gifts to children during the winter holiday season, similar to the role of Santa Claus in Western traditions. He is often accompanied by his granddaughter Snegurochka, the Snow Maiden, and is a central figure in the festive traditions of the region.
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by sir moron da great June 26, 2024
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Mathepreneurs leverage on the moronification of Singapore math to help raise the quantitative literacy of millions of math-anxious or mathophobic students and their parents worldwide, who have since become better and more confident problem solvers.
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Jill: Dean thought I shit in the cheese so she washed all of it in the sink
Mike: WHAT THE FUCK. DEAN GET OVER HERE RIGHT NOW! THIS IS ABSOLUTELY MORONIC.
Jill: Dean thought I shit in the cheese so she washed all of it in the sink
Mike: WHAT THE FUCK. DEAN GET OVER HERE RIGHT NOW! THIS IS ABSOLUTELY MORONIC.
by chadeesa October 2, 2025
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No Clue 1:
"Hey, did you catch the popper do a drive-past? Pretty sick, eh!"
No Clue 2:
"Can't hear ya dude. That Mercedes-moron made me ears ring."
"Hey, did you catch the popper do a drive-past? Pretty sick, eh!"
No Clue 2:
"Can't hear ya dude. That Mercedes-moron made me ears ring."
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