Midget Splash

When a guy cums so hard while getting a handjob from a midget. Due to the height difference the midget gets sperm in her eye and screams in delight.

... going out with my girl later. Since her eye is feeling so much better we will be doing the midget splash

by 5533X3 November 16, 2020

midgetnapping

what happens when a midget is kidnapped

hey, did you hear about that midgetnapping?

by smallfry January 7, 2021

midgetist

Being a midget and being racist. Often called harry and not taller than 5ft.

omg, have you seen harry, yes he is such a midgetist

by joemamasofat February 9, 2021

Midget Theory

The theory that there is only one midget in the entire world.

John: Hey Bobby! Have you heard of Midget Theory?

by MidgetTheorist June 21, 2021

midget

a midget is an extremly small person

justin is a midget

by cheese&crackers23 July 14, 2021

Midagedmudgeon

A person over the age of 35 who acts more like a teenager or a young adult than they do their own age.

I know of a few males aged in the 30’s who don’t “act” their age but still act like today’s youth, especially when it comes to their mentality, they’re been belittled by normal men in their 30’s and old and have been called a “big baby” or a “man-child”, when they just have the issue of being a midagedmudgeon

by Subtropical 1021 November 10, 2021

midget

my gf

my gf is a midget.

by efegevrahtegaeb94372042710913 November 14, 2021