Matt Walsh

An extremely intelligent human being who speaks the truth.

I wish I could be like Matt Walsh.

by Cry Liberals July 22, 2022

Matt Donovan

A fraternity star who also plays baseball on the side.

Why wasn't Matt Donovan at practice today? Oh he is probably still passed out at the sigma chi house

by Ryan Francona September 6, 2017

Matt Roberts

An absolutely legendary person who everyone loves and is the most popular person

He gets all of the ladies and the pussy
He’s kinda thicc too

Matt Roberts is thicc

by ImThicc69 April 30, 2020

Matt and Rach

The perfect couple.

A couple walks past holding handds and smiling sappily at eachother. "ick, they're such a matt and rach couple."

Or, a girl, looking for a relationship to settle down in, "I wish I could find a Matt for my Rach."

by Honeysuckle Meadow August 23, 2011

matt woods

Matt is the greasiest greasy to ever grease . he is tall and licks grandpa wang. He wears his hat like a dummy

i ran into thia matt woods and he smelt like shit

by yayaaaaa February 20, 2015

Matt Jackson

Synonym for Chode.
A short, fat, hairy penis.

Dude, did you see the Matt Jackson on that midget? He must have a special license to operate that equipment.

by Dodge Turner September 19, 2012

Matt Damon

incredibly awesum actor and a hottie with sexy abs and a perfect smile!!

Matt's nickname should be Campbell cuz he is Mmm Mmm Good!

by *MDC all tha Way* November 9, 2003