Mark Koch

Someone who someone who is extremely smart, but acts extremely fucking retarded most of the time. His favorite is phrase is "Guacamole Nigga Penis." He has a 3-inch punisher. Favorite Activity: looking at memes for hours on end.

Mark Koch will be kicked of Quiz Bowl.

by THERAPIST aka Mojo-Jo-Jo February 3, 2020

Ashley Marks

one bad motherfucker.

You know that girl Ashley Marks? She's one bad motherfucker. And she's rossome

by RDiDDY2 November 21, 2010

Mark of Zorro

When a male ejaculates and writes a "Z" on another's chest, face or other body part with semen. Similar to a pearl necklace.

The Mark of Zorro takes incredible control and concentration!

by Sasquatch's Dad March 1, 2007

Marks Dick

The biggest dick that someone could ever have, his dick is 11 inches flaccid and and his boner is so big that it rips his pants. When Mark fucks a girl the girl screams so much because Marks dicks diameter is 5 cm.

Marks dick was the biggest of them all

by Jhonny SinSes big DicK April 7, 2021

scorch marks

An alternative name for Tiger Stripes

Bloody hell! Who left these scorch marks in the lavvy?

by hobbesy August 22, 2005

attention marks

Refers to the multiple, pitiful scratch marks on ones wrist. These cuts are harmless and their only intent is to draw attention and sympathy from someone who "accidentally" notices them. Commonly found on emo kids wrists.

Did you see Jeff's attention marks, he really sunk to a new low with this one.

by squirrel_leaf May 9, 2011

Mark Twain’s

Basically just a classy way to refer to a girls tits or more formally, her “breasts”

“God man, I can stop looking at Chelsea’s Mark Twain’s”

“Really man? She mad thicc, that’s what you’re looking at?”

“Yeah man, my eyes just gravitate bro”

“I’ll pray for you bro”

“Feels bad man”

by PotatoMasterJDM January 6, 2019