Carpet Muncher

A life-form dancing on the spot

Oh they were fit as fiddles, those carpet munchers

by Elitelixir April 23, 2023

Fuck Muncher

Ur Mum On Toast

oi u fuck muncher

by alfie aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa June 13, 2018

Frog muncher

Insult for French people, derived from the fact that frog meat is part of French cuisine.

Frenchman: British breakfast is disgusting, who puts beans on toast?
Brit: Shut up frog muncher!

by Zipdox March 14, 2024

Curry Muncher

A slur against south asian people ( mainly India, Pakistan, Bengal, Bhutan, Sri lanka)

Oh, atleast I am not a curry muncher like you!

by ELVINSE June 21, 2023

cock muncher

someone who munches on cocks

hey look at that cock muncher over there just munching that guys nob off

by Klepzeiker January 19, 2024

Carpet Muncher

When a man or women gets down on their knees and eats a women's hairy vagina.

Paige and I had a good time in the back room when I found out that she was a carpet muncher.

by Chessecaketwins May 18, 2016

Bloody Cunt Muncher

Someone who frequently eat a lot of period blood off the female flower. I short a version of this would be a real man.

Man 1: Your a bloody cunt muncher
Man 2: Because I’m a real man and I did t with your mum last night nigga

by Mr Wet Pickle likes to Fiddle July 7, 2018