mental health club

What happened to Johnny? Well, he...um...joined a mental health club.
by AbnormalBoy April 27, 2004
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Mental Illness hubris

Due to the mental illness of the individual, they feel their own insane outlooks and observations as truths, and therefore, feel the need to give horrible medical and psychological advice without a degree.
Tell Jimmy the dog that tells him to shit in public areas doesn't know what he's talking about. I'm not bipolar. His mental illness hubris is acting up again.
by Dr. Katz December 14, 2010
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Impaired mental cognition

MaryKate has impaired mental cognition. But she's also blonde. So she's just dumb.
by Roy Magnum September 09, 2010
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Nearly mentally ill

Pretending or saying to have a mental illness or mental health problems just for SOME aspects of it that are considered "cool" or "emo", but being disgusted by non-glamourous aspects of that mental illness.

Examples:
Saying you have depression because you're sad lately, but being disgusted by someone who can't get up to take a shower.
Saying you have anxiety because you're feeling stressed lately, but laughing at someone having a panick attack.

If you're mentally ill and don't brag about it you're likely to not be nearly mentally ill.
"Because of my black sweater and my earphones on, people will assume I have depression and I'll be cool !" : this is a nearly mentally ill behaviour
"I wash my hands before AND after going to the bathroom. I'm so OCD !"
by twistedbrain February 22, 2021
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mentally ill-aphobic

A person who discriminates against someone with a mental illness
person 1: imagine being depressed
person 2: You’re mentally ill-aphobic
by microwavek September 15, 2022
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Mental Hand Job

1. Modern American politics; 2. Ex-girlfriend explaining why you should take her back; 3. Anything uttered by a public defender.
When Sandy said, "But babe, I was drunk, and he didn't mean anything. I love you so much, and I'm so horny right now, couldn't I just come in for one glass of wine?" Larry thought, "Jesus, that was the best mental hand job I've ever experienced."
by pfc. snowball May 13, 2011
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