Briana-Mae McDonald is Gorgeous, fantastic and all the guys secretly like her. (mainly dark skinned guys), she always goes for what she believes in and is so smart and rocks any outfit she picks out. She has the biggest self confidence out of all her friends. She is sweet and has the style and is super! She secretly crushes on someone which turns out to be her husband. Her crush ends up liking her and if not, its his/her loss, Briana-Mae McDonald is a pretty woman and any basic person would kill to have a personality like Briana-Mare McDonalds. She is gorgeous and will marry a funny, good-looking guy who will make her feel good about herself. She secretly doubts herself and persists through her pain. Her friends and her family are the only ones who can see her pure beauty!
by Expert Scientist, from the USC November 24, 2021
While getting a blow job you grab your hard penis at the base and slap whomever in the nose (with penis) until their nose starts to bleed then smear blood around her mouth with the head of said penis. BAM BAM BAM SHE'S LOVING IT!?!?
A. Damn, look at that hoochie mama over there! Is her lips chapped? Hahaha no she been Ronald McDonalded!!
B. Girl: OWW WHAT THE FUCK!?!?
Boy: “ba-da-ba-BA-BAAA”
B. Girl: OWW WHAT THE FUCK!?!?
Boy: “ba-da-ba-BA-BAAA”
by Sir Salty D. Strangler February 20, 2023
The act of defecating in a sleeping bag and surrounding it with 10 empty one's and having a hooker roll around each bag until she finds the "Suprise."
The other night I won big at the casino and decided to grab a hooker and take her back to my hotel room and set up a "Matt Mcdonald Surprise." It was amazing!
by Bobby Basinger November 21, 2019
McDonald's Peen
A girl who doesn't cook or clean, but will jump in a dude's car to go get a quick lay and some mcd's
A girl who doesn't cook or clean, but will jump in a dude's car to go get a quick lay and some mcd's
All she does is gets that McDonald's peen, forreal bruh
She don't cook, she don't clean, but she does get that McDonald's Peen
She don't cook, she don't clean, but she does get that McDonald's Peen
by LinkT4ce September 15, 2021
by Redheadlover999 November 29, 2024
The sentence expresses incredulity about whether someone expects to receive high-quality service comparable to the price of caviar (luxury) but delivered as quickly as service at McDonald's (known for fast food).
by C.Gilfoyle July 03, 2024
A McDonald’s cooch is a crack in the floor of a McDonald’s bathroom. Most guys find them when they are suupeerrr horny. No man can resist a McDonald’s cooch
My mouth waters at that McDonald’s cooch all battered up in a McFlurry and soggy fries. I can’t wait wait to have a rip at it. Mmm mmm mmmm
by Sagitusnapitus January 05, 2021