McDonald's relationship

Much like the unhealthy chain restaurant, a McDonald's Relationship is a quick and ready seni-romantic relationship between two consenting adults. Like the "food" from the aforementioned cheap food dispensary, this type of relationship is toxic and the psuedo love experienced leaves your system as fast as your body disposes of a Big Mac from your bowels. The emotions experienced are as nutritious as that dang Mcflurry you like to choke down!,

Jay: Yo, this chick I met in Target like gave me her number and I like called her and applied pressure for her to let me hit dat and she like came over and hit me in the eye with her dick. I then realized she was actually a dude.

Jermayne: Jay, my man,you got to stop havin' dose friggin' McDonald's relationship wit dees hoes, and git dose fuckin' Mickey D fries out ya mouf when you be talkin' to me!

Jay: I think I'm a gonna marry him... at least when my black eye goes away.

Jermayne: I am SMHing my head at you right now dawg.

by Dr.FartScientist October 4, 2020

Minecraft Mcdonalds

Search up on YouTube, TSMC Minecraft McDonald’s to make one

Guy 1: what’s Minecraft McDonalds
Guy2: well man it’s an amazing thing

by ava the chicken leg November 12, 2021

Kronald McDonald

When you got the munchies for McDonalds

Clark: Yo man I'm so ripped.

Noland: Me too. I got the muchies, let's get some Kronald McDonald

by ntzdeno33 October 1, 2011

eating a mcdonald

It's when you're about to eat your best friend mom fat ass in public.

Him: hey what are you doing tonight
You: Probably eating a mcdonald with your dad

by Darksideofmeme May 29, 2018

McDonald gross

A McDonald gross is when you get all you can out of a car deal even if it means burying used cars. For example bump a trade 3 grand over average book or take a set of wheels and don’t credit used cars.

“He’s so upside down I can’t get him done. Someone must have McDonald grossed him”

by Justafan January 14, 2019

SONIC GANGBANG IN YOUR LOCAL MCDONALDS

WHEN SONIC COSPLAYERS START GANGBANGING AT YOUR LOCAL MCDONALDS

jim: BRO DID YOU SEE THE SONIC GANGBANG IN YOUR LOCAL MCDONALDS
bob: YEAH

by I LOVE SONIC CD July 4, 2024

McDonalds and chill

its where you spend an extremely long period of time in a 24/7 McDonald restaurant just to use there free WiFi and charging ports whilst talking to actual different and random customers who went in to actually eat and then leave. usually done at night time

yo dude you wanna McDonalds and chill tonight

by therapistgod November 8, 2017