fry-locked

inability to cook any other way but frying!!. -baking, steaming, boiling OR broiling; totally UNACCEPTABLE!!

if the food isn't cooked submerged in grease at high temperature, it is deemed WRONG!

a practice of cooking specific to many african 'tribes', also common in s. america.

health nut judy was reluctant to eat at dewayne's, because she knew he was fry-locked.

all the fast-food joints are totally fry-locked!

went to mcfoolsley's where they steam, boil, broil or bake!
a non fry-locked establishment!, SO nice to get a 'shit sammich' STEAMED!

by michael foolsley March 10, 2013

Page licker

That one person that's so up their own arse about reading the book of a film or tv series (Lord of the rings, game of thrones), and explains how their the freaking master of the universe, and how your not a fan of the film just because you didn't read the fudging book.

me: ''Oh did you see legolas is in the next hobbit movie, yay, he's so coolio!'' page licker: ''yes i did, and i am not happy with it at all. He does not appear in the hobbit books at all, i know this because iv'e read them all five times and i'm a douche bag''.

by plumley November 7, 2013

cap locked

SOMEONE WHO FEELS THE NEED TO USE CAPITAL LETTERS ALL THE TIME TO MAKE COMMENT MORE NOTICEABLE

a guy:I'm going to respond to that cap lock bastard to show him how dumb he is............cap locked responds:go fuck your mom trailer hicky trashbag motherfucker I love my CAP LOCKED

by PHRASE giver December 24, 2013

marcus licker

When somebody loves the smell and taste of a man named Marcus

Usually a female teenager

Alexandra is defiantly a Marcus licker

by Butt licker November 26, 2014

chair locked

Smoking to much weed you physically can not get up
Syn: Frozen

Man I was so chair locked last night from smoking all that dank

by BA Kyle May 6, 2016

strain locked

Smoking one strain of marijuana so long you no longer get high from said strain.

Man, no matter how much of this I smoke I can't get high. I must be. Strain locked.

by Npederson December 31, 2016

Cookie Licker

When someone tries to claim everyone they ever talked to so their friends can't date them. They are like a child that licks a cookie all the other kids want and set it on the table so no one else can eat it.

Carmen: That girl is such a cookie licker.

Jordyn: I know. She thinks everyone she ever talked to is hers, and no one else can date them. She just picks up the cookie, licks it, and sets it back in the table so no one else can have it.

by J_123456 February 20, 2017