Lesbian muffin 

Gluten free, sugar free, taste free, certified organic, fresh fruit, non GMO muffin. An insipid but super healthy muffin that lesbians love.

I ate a blueberry lesbian muffin for breakfast today.

Lesbian muffin by Candy_1234 October 13, 2019

lesbian midnight 

aka 9pm

what? you're going home already. yup, it's already 9:30pm, well past lesbian midnight. see you at brunch.

lesbian midnight by inthefog November 6, 2019

lesbian penguin

A female penguin who fucks other female penguin same as a human lesbian technically

Male penguin : hey you see that hot penguin over there
friend of male penguin: wait dude that's a lesbian penguin
Male penguin: fuck

lesbian penguin by Poatatoman69 December 22, 2019

lesbian penguin

A female penguin who is a lesbian so it fucks other female penguins so it's kinda like a human lesbian

Male penguin:woah look at that penguin she's hot

Friend of male penguin:don't dude that's a lesbian penguin

Male penguin:FUCK

lesbian penguin by Poatatoman69 December 22, 2019

Lesbian love syndrome 

Where you fall in love with someone you cant have, especially someone from another state

Person 1: They seem to be pretty happy
Person 2: They're talking to someone from Tennesse

Person 1: Ah, classic lesbian love syndrome

Lesbian love syndrome by ThatLesbian January 23, 2020

lesbian sheep

(metaphor) Not making your move towards someone you love, for whatever it may be—staying still when you are forced to make a move in a situation.

This is taken from the thought that a homosexual ewe cannot be found in the wild because when heterosexual ewe mate, they stand still. So, a gay ewe would do nothing, even when wanting to mate.

(literal) A homosexual ewe.

(metaphor) Dad: My son told me he had a crush on a girl in his class, but acted the lesbian sheep and didn't make his move.

(literal) Farmer: We've had these sheep for a while, they've always been very close, but never have tried to mate with the males. We think they're just lesbian sheep.

lesbian sheep by Gamersauce May 4, 2020

lesbian blt 

When a man is having intercourse with 3 women, and ejaculates between the bottom two, but still gets left out.

I’m gonna make this lesbian BLT extra creamy.

lesbian blt by DinoDik June 18, 2020