nothing light

ya this is nothing to fuck with when someone says this this means that something is going tf down

my cock is nothing light

by johndfawaesw April 22, 2019

sniffing the light

being so close to dying you can smell heaven

person 1:oh my blueberries he looks terrible!
person 2:he's sniffing the light.

by ms.chondace lavender numnum August 28, 2012

ho-lights

Highlights (or lowlights) that turn out looking like cheap, 'ho'-like stripes.

I used this at-home highlighting kit because I wanted blonde highlights, but I just gave myself ho-lights instead.

by Jackie Lynn September 27, 2008

Croc Light

The sexual act of shoving a flashlight up the anus of an unsuspecting, sleeping, female.

Damon: "Dude, let's Croc Light Rachel!"
Allison: "Yeah let's do it!"

by Big Penis Manfro August 7, 2011

light blooded

Someone who laughs at literally everything easily

“Taylor is so light blooded”

by Dedrunkpsychoticcouchpotato January 26, 2019

Natural light

A drink that tastes like piss that some pound down right after they raw dog their sister-mom in the back of their uncle-brother's 72 pick-up in the school parking lot waiting for your sister-daughter to finsh tongue boxing her best friends ass hole.

"Hey Dad you are really cool for giving me a natural light to drink and for letting me fuck sister last night."

by Not the moma March 27, 2021

Grid Light

When a vehicle is stuck in the intersection because of a light.
Like, when someone tries to slam on their breaks too late for a red light and ends up past the limit line. Or, when someone prematurely anticipates the light turning green and rolls over the limit line, but has to wait for another rotation.

I tried to stop in time, but now I'm stuck in grid light.

by Jenna Gurnard January 13, 2009