Jordan Status

When you basically roast everybody at your local basketball court.Hence, Jordan, referring to michael jordan.
Guy#1-Wow, you know that black guy yesterday at the basketball court?

Guy#2-the one that stole my bike?

Guy#1-uhhh no, the one with the triple double.

Guy#2-ohh yeahh, he was in Jordan Status!
by who are YOU!? December 05, 2009
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Creased jordans

When a black guy goes on a murderous rampage
"Oh shit that guy has creased jordans! Run for your lives!"
by Gilliams May 24, 2022
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Fuck Jordan

Anyone: Hey Do you know a funny joke?
Autists: HAHA FUCK JORDAN HAHA i have crippling autism
Anyone: Upvoted!
Damn guys this sad lets get theis post up to the top so this comes up when you search mods are asleep
by Fjofijmdsogmdkmg July 08, 2018
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Julian Jordan

Julian Jordan or his real name Julian Dobbenberg is a DJ/Producer Music from Netherlands. Born in Apeldoorn, Netherlands on August 20, 1995. If you want to send a letter or a gift you can do it! He's been collaboration with Martin Garrix in BFAM (Brother From Another Mother) Yeah, that's right! Also went to school with Martin Garrix in Herman Brood Academy. He can be called King Julian Jordan!
Me : You know? King Julian Jordan will be show in Ultra Miami!
You : OMG! Really? I wanna to see him and take a picture with him pleaseee!
Me : Ok, Let's go!
You : King Julian Jordan, wait for me there!
by Rizkia Nurwulan Sari July 20, 2016
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Rachael and Jordan

they are the best couple ever. Everyone is jealous of the relationship a rachael and Jordan have. They will always be there for each other and love each other till the end.
by Hhuhgvggb April 22, 2013
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louise jordan

a beauitiful lady , kind, sweat very nice person :)
louise jordan "hi-icles"
by PatrickODpod July 16, 2012
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Mitchell and Jordan

Perfection. Destined to be together forever. The couple that people see and know they are something special. The couple that looks into each others eyes and realises everything will be ok as long as they have each other.
Look at those to. They are like a Mitchell and Jordan
by The prince63 November 02, 2009
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