Often found working at law firms and seated next to somebody named Johan.
Tends to make jokes and tap dance at random intervals, just because his little heart does desire such things.
Recognized by the Board of Anti-Productivity as a fellow Slacker, and a well established intern among his peers.
Loved by many as the soft spoken guy, but those who know him better would understand he makes balloon idols of himself and worships them after hours when nobody is around.
Best friend is Johan.
Tends to make jokes and tap dance at random intervals, just because his little heart does desire such things.
Recognized by the Board of Anti-Productivity as a fellow Slacker, and a well established intern among his peers.
Loved by many as the soft spoken guy, but those who know him better would understand he makes balloon idols of himself and worships them after hours when nobody is around.
Best friend is Johan.
by Mr.Bojangles. August 3, 2011
Get the Jordan Manmug. When you basically roast everybody at your local basketball court.Hence, Jordan, referring to michael jordan.
Guy#1-Wow, you know that black guy yesterday at the basketball court?
Guy#2-the one that stole my bike?
Guy#1-uhhh no, the one with the triple double.
Guy#2-ohh yeahh, he was in Jordan Status!
Guy#2-the one that stole my bike?
Guy#1-uhhh no, the one with the triple double.
Guy#2-ohh yeahh, he was in Jordan Status!
by who are YOU!? December 22, 2009
Get the Jordan Statusmug. A male indevidual with an acceptionally large penis; that certainly knows how to please/satisfy a woman.
by Peace to the world February 28, 2014
Get the jordan lynchmug. they are the best couple ever. Everyone is jealous of the relationship a rachael and Jordan have. They will always be there for each other and love each other till the end.
by Hhuhgvggb April 21, 2013
Get the Rachael and Jordanmug. He’s such a Gym Jordan, they caught him stroking his penis while watching wrestlers in tight shorts.
by Don Facundo September 7, 2021
Get the Gym Jordanmug. Perfection. Destined to be together forever. The couple that people see and know they are something special. The couple that looks into each others eyes and realises everything will be ok as long as they have each other.
by The prince63 November 2, 2009
Get the Mitchell and Jordanmug. Beautiful from the inside out. Hilarious. Most often brown-eyed and the owner of extremely long hair. Often times too trusting. Has had her heart broken too many times, and just wants someone to love her for who she is.
Brad: Who's that gorgeous girl over there?
Mitch: Oh, that's Caitlin Jordan. Back off man, she's been hurt a lot. You don't stand a chance.
Brad: I just feel like I want to make her happy.
Mitch: Oh, that's Caitlin Jordan. Back off man, she's been hurt a lot. You don't stand a chance.
Brad: I just feel like I want to make her happy.
by Caitlin Jordan, Duh. July 31, 2011
Get the Caitlin Jordanmug.