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Jordan Status

When you basically roast everybody at your local basketball court.Hence, Jordan, referring to michael jordan.
Guy#1-Wow, you know that black guy yesterday at the basketball court?

Guy#2-the one that stole my bike?

Guy#1-uhhh no, the one with the triple double.

Guy#2-ohh yeahh, he was in Jordan Status!
by who are YOU!? December 22, 2009
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Creased jordans

When a black guy goes on a murderous rampage
"Oh shit that guy has creased jordans! Run for your lives!"
by Gilliams May 23, 2022
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louise jordan

a beauitiful lady , kind, sweat very nice person :)
louise jordan "hi-icles"
by PatrickODpod July 19, 2012
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Jordan Man

Often found working at law firms and seated next to somebody named Johan.
Tends to make jokes and tap dance at random intervals, just because his little heart does desire such things.
Recognized by the Board of Anti-Productivity as a fellow Slacker, and a well established intern among his peers.

Loved by many as the soft spoken guy, but those who know him better would understand he makes balloon idols of himself and worships them after hours when nobody is around.

Best friend is Johan.
by Mr.Bojangles. August 3, 2011
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Julian Jordan

Julian Jordan or his real name Julian Dobbenberg is a DJ/Producer Music from Netherlands. Born in Apeldoorn, Netherlands on August 20, 1995. If you want to send a letter or a gift you can do it! He's been collaboration with Martin Garrix in BFAM (Brother From Another Mother) Yeah, that's right! Also went to school with Martin Garrix in Herman Brood Academy. He can be called King Julian Jordan!
Me : You know? King Julian Jordan will be show in Ultra Miami!
You : OMG! Really? I wanna to see him and take a picture with him pleaseee!
Me : Ok, Let's go!
You : King Julian Jordan, wait for me there!
by Rizkia Nurwulan Sari July 20, 2016
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Mitchell and Jordan

Perfection. Destined to be together forever. The couple that people see and know they are something special. The couple that looks into each others eyes and realises everything will be ok as long as they have each other.
Look at those to. They are like a Mitchell and Jordan
by The prince63 November 2, 2009
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team Jordan's

Boi if you don't take off them fie team Jordan's.
by Will Ogude March 18, 2017
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