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Fuck Jordan

Anyone: Hey Do you know a funny joke?
Autists: HAHA FUCK JORDAN HAHA i have crippling autism
Anyone: Upvoted!
Damn guys this sad lets get theis post up to the top so this comes up when you search mods are asleep
by Fjofijmdsogmdkmg July 8, 2018
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louise jordan

a beauitiful lady , kind, sweat very nice person :)
louise jordan "hi-icles"
by PatrickODpod July 19, 2012
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Jordan Man

Often found working at law firms and seated next to somebody named Johan.
Tends to make jokes and tap dance at random intervals, just because his little heart does desire such things.
Recognized by the Board of Anti-Productivity as a fellow Slacker, and a well established intern among his peers.

Loved by many as the soft spoken guy, but those who know him better would understand he makes balloon idols of himself and worships them after hours when nobody is around.

Best friend is Johan.
by Mr.Bojangles. August 3, 2011
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Creased jordans

When a black guy goes on a murderous rampage
"Oh shit that guy has creased jordans! Run for your lives!"
by Gilliams May 23, 2022
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Gym Jordan

A closeted male homosexual that likes to hang out at the gym and ogle young male athletes
He’s such a Gym Jordan, they caught him stroking his penis while watching wrestlers in tight shorts.
by Don Facundo September 7, 2021
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Mitchell and Jordan

Perfection. Destined to be together forever. The couple that people see and know they are something special. The couple that looks into each others eyes and realises everything will be ok as long as they have each other.
Look at those to. They are like a Mitchell and Jordan
by The prince63 November 2, 2009
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Team Jordan’s

bootleg ass Jordan’s that are NOT retros I repeat NOT retros that are usually worn by niggas named Manasseh,Alex,Randy,Steve,John,Tyler,Joe
Retro Jordan’s are real

team Jordan’s are fake
by Real_Definitions July 18, 2019
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