Jessicaism

A Jessicaism is the tradition of saying on New Year's Day any thing one is doing for the first time that year

For example:

" This is the first time I've had coffee all year"
"This is the first time I've showered all year"
"This is the first time I've checked my messages all year"

A Jessicaism is when your friend says in New Year's : This is the first time I've talked to you all year.

by Queen Crone December 31, 2018

jessica arnold

Lux loves this person

Jessica Arnold isn’t that Lux’s crush

by Bilzinlove November 23, 2021

Neil and Jessica

They are the dream couple, a couple meant to be. Two different energies always create a beautiful bond, one that everyone looks up to. People say a lot of rubbish, but against all odds, they manage to be the best couple ever

Neil and Jessica are the perfect couple

by Someone Someone Knows April 27, 2023

A Jessica

Disappearing from the face of the earth in the middle of life without saying goodbye or notifying everyone first

Have you heard from Jay lately?
I don't think anyone has, boy pulled a Jessica big time

by _cerealkiller December 22, 2021

Jessica

A girl that smells like shit and probably eats it. She also sells feet picture to her maths teacher to get an a. It obviously doesn't work though. She uses hot wheels as rollerskates and baguettes as swords

Peepee: I love Jessica
Poopoo: ew no she stabbed le with her baguette yesterday!!

Diahrea : she rolled over my big toe with her hot wheels.

by Hotwheelsupurazz November 27, 2021

Jessica Britt

A girl who gets with 20+ guys on a night out

My god you were really doing a Jessica Britt last night

by Cornishcock January 7, 2022

Jessica

a sweet kind loving mom.she is a great person if you mess up, you’ll get messed up.i love her so so much she is also gonna be /is a great mom.

hey jessica,oh wait that means “a sweet kind loving mom.she is a great person if you mess up, you’ll get messed up.i love her so so much she is also gonna be /is a great mom”

by your girl L March 14, 2022