jake kelly

To pick the biggest of bogies while steaming off a fart

I pulled a huge Jake kelly earlier

by Ronnie Pickering69 March 24, 2019

Jake English

has a really nice ass

Jake English has a nice ass

by fallguyguy November 03, 2020

No cake for jake

When Jake gets no cake

Someone: what did you get for your birthday

Jake's parents: Not a cake
Someone: No cake for jake

by FREDDIEGEROEGESUCKSYOURMUMATNI November 26, 2022

Jake Cluley

When you have a nap at work because there are no outstanding jobs.

"Im going to have a Jake Cluley this afternoon"

by K daawg March 19, 2022

Jake TMB

a minecraft player who finds all of the loot from end citys before you get a chance

guy 1"i just looted 19 end citys last night"
guy 2"bro your being a jake TMB"

by jjsadventures December 12, 2021

Jake Adventure

A walk when you aimlessly walk around in the woods and hangout.

Person 1: “Yo I’m fuckin bored you wanna go for a Jake adventure?”

Person 2: “yeah bro let’s go.”

by Jake DaCosta April 14, 2021

Jake hale

A cuntry ass Motherfucker that drives a loud ass, shitbox Chevy Suburban and kills furry animals with his Slock Stick.

You know Jake Hale?
Yeah sumbitch drives that shitbox suburban

by LoudAssSuburban1989 May 07, 2019