by misterratman1200 February 11, 2022
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Anytime he goes anywhere he pimps it up, wearing a suit and tie at any show or game.
He has short thin and spiked hair that you can see right through.
He has a pimped out car from the fucking 1930s or some shit idk
He’s just our pimp daddy forever 🧡🖤
by FuturePersinger February 25, 2022
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Bob: who are you and why are you in my house
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