English Teacher

Either an amazing teacher who actually makes the class interesting and lets you share your writing, a somewhat boring teacher who’s a little too into Lord of the Flies…

Or the biggest creep in the entire school. If you get that one male English teacher, you feel uncomfortable every time you walk into the classroom. He says “hope everything comes out okay” every time you use the restroom, and is always talking about his college daughter or his dog. Everyone (even the kid who’s a suck-up) absolutely hates him, and common practices in that English class include shit-talking the teacher and playing CoolMathGames instead of doing his absolutely pointless essay.

Person A: “Hey, did you do Mr. Barham’s essay? English Teacher”
Person B: “Uh, fuck no? I hate that class.”
Person A: “Playing FireBoy and WaterGirl with Person C.”

by Phasmomaniac November 10, 2022

Teachers pet

year 9 kid called patrik kandrac who is favourited by teachers

Teachers pet patrik: Miss peter is hitting matthew

by darylb07 July 30, 2021

Teacherable

Someone who is capable of teaching such as a teacher.

"Wow that teacher is pretty teacherable."

by Cutie👑 May 29, 2017

Teacher abuse

It's a teacher or someone that hits u with school materials like rulers and other bull shit

Don't hit me with the ruler that's teacher abuse

by Lilrabbit._ June 13, 2018

Computer teacher

Under you bed waiting for young ones to sleep

Your computer teacher is under bed

by Walterwhiteiamydadleft June 9, 2022

teacher

treachers always there for you nice ,jackass ,bich,carring

my teacher is the best

by mayacurrie January 27, 2023

Teachers gummy bears

Gummy bears filled with one pill to re introduce "nap time."

Hey george weren't the Teachers gummy bears the best?
george?
geor
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by Pebo the german hypocrite December 11, 2018