Aight, let me introduce ya to this guy, Obi-Wild! Hold up, don't let that name trick you into thinking he's a rebel or something. This dude is calmer than a granny knitting on a slow Sunday. Man, Obi-Tame would be more like it, real talk.
Now, when you first catch sight of Obi-Wild, you're gonna be like 'damn!' Homie got a jawline so sharp it could chop vegetables, and his eyes? Deep like the ocean. But, don't get it twisted, behind that buff exterior is the most toe-sucking, bone-and-blood guy you'd ever meet. Think of him as a Picasso painting, but Picasso only drawing guys who suck toes.
When it comes to chat, Obi lets his looks do all the work. I mean, he leans on his looks heavier than a teenager leans on WiFi. If you took away those good looks, you'd be left with a guy who's got an unhealthy obsession with toes. Riveting, right?
But here's the kicker. Man's got a name like Obi-Wild, but he's more civil than the Queen taking tea. Makes the royals look like they're running wild at a rave, innit?
And don't even get me started on his taste in food. Man walks into a Nandos, you'd expect something a bit spicy, yeah? Nah, not our Obi. He's the kinda guy to slap ketchup on his chicken. Ketchup! On Nandos chicken! I've heard of keeping it safe, but this is next level.
Obi-Wild, he had mad potential. Could've been a proper firecracker, but ended up fizzling out like a cheap sparkler. Our 'wild one' gone mild.
Now, when you first catch sight of Obi-Wild, you're gonna be like 'damn!' Homie got a jawline so sharp it could chop vegetables, and his eyes? Deep like the ocean. But, don't get it twisted, behind that buff exterior is the most toe-sucking, bone-and-blood guy you'd ever meet. Think of him as a Picasso painting, but Picasso only drawing guys who suck toes.
When it comes to chat, Obi lets his looks do all the work. I mean, he leans on his looks heavier than a teenager leans on WiFi. If you took away those good looks, you'd be left with a guy who's got an unhealthy obsession with toes. Riveting, right?
But here's the kicker. Man's got a name like Obi-Wild, but he's more civil than the Queen taking tea. Makes the royals look like they're running wild at a rave, innit?
And don't even get me started on his taste in food. Man walks into a Nandos, you'd expect something a bit spicy, yeah? Nah, not our Obi. He's the kinda guy to slap ketchup on his chicken. Ketchup! On Nandos chicken! I've heard of keeping it safe, but this is next level.
Obi-Wild, he had mad potential. Could've been a proper firecracker, but ended up fizzling out like a cheap sparkler. Our 'wild one' gone mild.
by Jxmmy667 July 18, 2023
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by Wild soja November 26, 2021
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Wild Phllower. Bitch, chick, hoe, etc...
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Wild Phllower. "Do you suppose she is a Wildflower?", said the Daisy (From Alice's Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll).
Wild Phllower Yo, I fucked that Wildflower.
Wild Phllower Yo, I fucked that Wildflower.
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Get the wild phllower mug.Abnormally large (downstairs as well ;) #growernotshower ). Usually deprived of sexually attention unless its from chil- *gunshot* You've gotta love an Owen Wilding
Person 1 - "Whos's that dark handsome person over there? ;)"
Person 2 - "Oh that's an Owen Wilding, heard he's huge"
Person 2 - "Oh that's an Owen Wilding, heard he's huge"
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Fritz: Has Hannes finally finished fitting out his Van yet? We are already one week into summer, and only have one week left of sun - before it gets all grey and rainy again. We were supposed to be halfway to Dubrovnik already. Precious time is wasting away. We have a very important mission to accomplish. The Croats are down there and we must annoy them.
Lukas: Negative. Fin and Jonas are helping stain the table. Hannes couldn't pick a Wild Rose from a Compass if his life depended on it.
Fritz: Amateur!!! That Skeezy fool has cost me half of my summer.
Lukas: Affirmative.
Lukas: Negative. Fin and Jonas are helping stain the table. Hannes couldn't pick a Wild Rose from a Compass if his life depended on it.
Fritz: Amateur!!! That Skeezy fool has cost me half of my summer.
Lukas: Affirmative.
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