A gardening procedure is when a person takes their clothes off, takes an edible and is hung upside down from the ankles then covered in shit and moss then the doctors pile drive dirt into the patience butthole and the doctors will bring in an expert named John Paul Walter Durrick to plant his seed in the person. The person is then left hanging for 2 months as a plant begins to grow from the ass.
My buddy James invited me to go get the gardening procedure at his house a couple months ago and that shit was wicked.
by i fuck niggas May 5, 2025
Get the Gardening Proceduremug. New Hyde Park Ghetto
Consists of God's Chosen People, the rest of New Hyde Park wishes they were as cool as GCP
Consists of God's Chosen People, the rest of New Hyde Park wishes they were as cool as GCP
by xoxoxkkkxoxox January 26, 2012
Get the Garden City Parkmug. A phrase used to describe a specific kind of place: An idea of a utopia, where everyone is accepted for their individuality so long as it does not impede on other’s. a place where people are relentlessly loyal to who they are; their originality. Creativity, and personality. Never compromising that to appease anyone else.
by Dr. Grim October 21, 2019
Get the Grim Gardenmug. A person who is hinting for something so they drop little hints like seeds without directly saying what they want.
Like you usually been had or guilted when you get Sally Gardened by a Sally Gardener.
“So, I’m about to be evicted and not getting paid for another month. Did your EBT card hit yet? Oh it did, that’s cool. I’m about to go see that ho Jennie. She always got something cooking. Hope she has wings and corn. I got this little bottle left for her and I to sip on. Oh you wouldn’t mind grabbing some corn at the store would you? I’ll give you a few sips off this Henny.”
Like you usually been had or guilted when you get Sally Gardened by a Sally Gardener.
“So, I’m about to be evicted and not getting paid for another month. Did your EBT card hit yet? Oh it did, that’s cool. I’m about to go see that ho Jennie. She always got something cooking. Hope she has wings and corn. I got this little bottle left for her and I to sip on. Oh you wouldn’t mind grabbing some corn at the store would you? I’ll give you a few sips off this Henny.”
Girl, stop trying to Sally Garden me for those Jordan’s.
Oh, okay Sally Gardener. I hear you saying you’re broke, so just ask me for a twenty.
Oh, okay Sally Gardener. I hear you saying you’re broke, so just ask me for a twenty.
by Bonanza1234 April 19, 2020
Get the Sally Gardenmug. by BillSchmaggle March 30, 2018
Get the twat gardenmug. The best fucking gifting shop in Washington, D.C. Superior service to its clients, the place the garden itself has a really dope vibe. A must see!
by WorldClassStoner November 23, 2021
Get the The Gardenmug. by Camryn and Conrad January 10, 2019
Get the watering your grandma’s gardenmug.