Dark Handy

The act of giving or receiving a handjob in a poorly lit area.

Joe: "Yo I'm goin to the movies with sarah."
Brian: "Gonna get some dark handy action?"
Joe: "If im lucky enough."
(later at the movies)
**fap, fap, fap**

by BigCol April 11, 2013

Dark Jealous

A term used by the homosexual community to refer to a level of jealousy regarding something, usually followed by feminine hand gestures. Being "dark jealous" is used in context generally preceded by the phrase "color me" and still doesn't make much sense.

*Someone walks in the room with a cookie ice cream sandwich*
"Well color me dark jealous!"

by beloose July 13, 2017

dark fire

a YouTube gamer who is friends with the UwU king aka BlisticZena. She love to play fnaf a lot.

dark fire love games and is and love gays

by Xena Backsocshen May 4, 2020

dark foil

Aluminum foil (+unknown chemical agents/possibly polyethylene) misused for the unintended purpose of vaporizing chemical agents. Often heated beyond capacity, resulting in scorching its surface. Commonly utilized for the consumption of opiates. An indication of desperation, as opiates are intended for medical purposes, not abuse.

Trace remnants of oxycontin was identified after analysis of the dark foil.

by viol January 25, 2016

Army of Darkness

Literally the best movie ever made

She tried to fuck while watching Army of Darkness so I broke up with her.
Can't distract me.

by WHAT!!!@?!??! November 1, 2022

the dark side

Somewhat common, usually refering to the act of a fine-white of the female persuasion suddenly loosing interest in those of her own race.

-Yeah I dated her for a while, but then she went to the dark side...
-You mean?
-Yeah, shes bangin' black cock now...
-I hear you never come back...

by sadwhiteguy August 30, 2003

dark rooms

hardcore S&M places frequented by so called 'sex terrorists'.

stupid girl: ewww! hammer, you av a wonderful dark room... but I can see no enlarger near?
hammer: oh, that's because I quit photography, baby. Wanna see something interesting?
*both get inside*.

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006