FIG-JAM

"Fuck im good, just ask me" a cocky head teacher phrase

e.g. "we do know that Nigel Griffiths was so arrogant that by 2016 he was using the term FIG-JAM to describe himself to people"

by JohnJeffSmith November 7, 2020

Jiggy Jam

The way in which you shuffle your meat through the daily grind.

I'm javing a jazzy and jubilant Tuesday although it's filled with jalopys calling ruining my jiggy jam.

by Jazzy Jam September 18, 2018

Smurf jam

When a midget creams

“Yo bro I just bucked a midget and her shit was Smurf jamming 👻”

by anonymous April 20, 2022

Bum jam

A different way of saying diarrhoea also known as BJ.

A - what does bj mean

B- oh bum jam

by jonesG March 24, 2020

Clam jam

The Female version of a “cock block”

She’s such a “clam jam”, I cannot believe she couldn’t take a hint to leave jim and I alone .

by Stanky D May 10, 2018

jamming to the cut

Jammin out listening to something that gets you hyped up and ready for the day/workout “whatever helps you tap into your great positive energy”.

( the statement in parenthesis
pəˈrenTHəsə was not written by me)

“Gotta love his Nostalgia. I swear gets me all hyped up. Next thing you know Ive been jamming to the cut cleaning dancing like a fool in my socks and pajamas”

by Nonosworld May 7, 2021

Jam Candle

A flammable breakfast condiment that can be used to flavour bread or to provide light and warmth.

Sometimes abbreviated to "jandle", although this is not to be confused with the colloquial Kiwi term for casual footwear, "jandal".

Want to know how my face got horribly disfigured? Take it from me: smoking while eating a jam candle is a bad idea.

by John Q. Citizen October 29, 2010