Random Housing It

Parking a car in front of a random house to have sex or some other sexual act. Best if done at night and on a street with no street lights.

I like random housing it.

Last night me and Joe random housed it.

Do you want to random house it?

by SHHHH!!! June 11, 2006

house of composure

The house of composure is a fictional establishment where nothing resembling madness can occur. Legend has it, the house of composure may have once been located at the corner of Tremont and Tremont in Boston, MA or at the corner of Columbus and Columbus just a few blocks away. Many young people aspire to one day attain one of the 100 bedrooms inside the house of composure but have yet to find it.

"House of composure, where is your posture?"

"This is the room of emotions, NOT the house of composure."

by simmaranfo April 1, 2007

bun house

A government run building which deals with social security benefit claims, such as income support or housing benefit.

I had to go to the bun house this morning to sort out my housing benefit.

by David Solomons April 28, 2008

chicken house

A place that offer sexual services usually in an old house or a sketchy neighborhood. Also illegal in the U.S.

"Yo Eddy lets go to the chicken house next door, I heard they got some new talent." "Man i don't have any money but when i move back to Indonesia I'm going to own a chicken house and call it Eddy's Chicken House.

by ranje January 20, 2011

Stupid House

A colloquial term to describe the music that evolved from Nu NRG (UK Hard House)using the cheesiest elements of Progressive House, horrendously abused hoover sounds, and inane off-beat basslines. Or just anything off of the Tidy Trax label.

Tidy Trax mainly produces "Stupid" House.

by Kade March 18, 2005

open house

when the parents are gone for however long and you have the whole house to do whatever
(normally parties are thrown where anyone who wants to go goes)

sandra: "im having an open house this weekend. my parents are going to be in palms springs"
andrew: "cool ill bring the beer and well invite people for a party!!!!!!!!!!!"

by sandra renolds April 11, 2007

House Head

The groggy feeling you get when you haven't gone outside, or moved around all day.

I've been lounging all day, I can't shake this house head.

by South H3llgin July 13, 2011