A chronic motor neuron condition typified by persons exiting the subway and suddenly freezing in their tracks while staring at their phones until achieving a GPS lock on their location.
by Noumenontreal September 4, 2013
Get the Hipster paralysismug. A hipster who is prone to futurism instead of vintage. But like regular hipsters, they are still opposed to the mainstream. You can usually see them all dressed in black leather and listening to futuristic electronic music or the Tron movie soundtrack. They look like a Japanese school girl with all their cutting edge style and technology. The name is a reference to the movie as most of them live their whole life by it.
Jon: Hey see that girl all dressed in leather and driving that all black Lamborghini with LED headlights.
Bryce: Yeah mate, she just probably wishes she could live in Tron. Damn Tron hipsters.
Bryce: Yeah mate, she just probably wishes she could live in Tron. Damn Tron hipsters.
by Tronhipster July 9, 2014
Get the Tron Hipstermug. A person who over values businesses that go against mainstream trends, thought and opinion. See also: Jon Passmore.
You prefer graphene businesses to tried-and-tested engineering businesses? You're such a business hipster.
by fxrge April 26, 2022
Get the business hipstermug. A bio hipster is a consumer that is interested in sustainable and farm to table products. They prefer food to be sourced locally, creating zero waste and being delivered by zero emission vehicles. Bio hipsters are often found in Berkeley, Brooklyn and Burlington.
by Hmm21 October 15, 2016
Get the Bio hipstermug. Person 1: "I just spent $10 a grande skinny half sweet mocha latte with soy from Starbucks."
Person 2: "That's such a hipster ripster."
Person 1: "Living authentic isn't cheap, now I have to edit photos on my $3000 Mac."
Person 2: "That's such a hipster ripster."
Person 1: "Living authentic isn't cheap, now I have to edit photos on my $3000 Mac."
by Pizza ova October 25, 2015
Get the hipster ripstermug. A hipster thug is someone who transcends the normal hipster status and sets a new level of class. They are the definition of a perfect hipster.
My friend Tom put a paper clip in his glasses frames to keep them together after he lost the screw, he is a total hipster thug.
by JustinHoliday February 27, 2014
Get the hipster thugmug. the skinny jean latte sipping crowd that thrives on student loans and mommy and daddies assistance well into their 20s...
also closet cokeheads that are all knowing... tattoos and piercing are optional for the usual wackass hipster
also closet cokeheads that are all knowing... tattoos and piercing are optional for the usual wackass hipster
a good example of "wackass hipster" s are kids at luckybar in victoria BC and people that are proffessional students in their late 20s early 30s
people with absolutley no real direction, goals or substance with an overabundant feeling of entitlement and importance
people with absolutley no real direction, goals or substance with an overabundant feeling of entitlement and importance
by libertas22 July 1, 2012
Get the wackass hipstermug.