Hipster Fishing

The sport originating in Northest Minneapolis where a dollar is baited to a fishing pole and placed in a public location. The fishers sit discretely nearby watching their bobber. The desired species of fish in this sport is the hipster fish, common to the area. When a hipster fish is onto the bait, the dollar is reeled in, causing the fish to further pursue the bait. The more attempts of the hipster taking the bait, the better. Beer is commonly consumed to pass the time.

Now that the snow is gone, it is prime hipster fishing season.

by limitlust August 4, 2014

The bearded hipster

When you squirt ranch up a guys ass then he farts it back into your newly acquired beard.

after listening to a Mumford and sons album album brad coaxed his friend into shoving hidden valley up his arse only to have it end up in his new facial hair. The bearded hipster.

by Fred the babykiller February 12, 2015

hipster twitcher

One who uses the mainly cancerous site Twitch, and purposefully watches less popular streamers to appear cool. In reality, however, they're just lonely nerds and deep down they know that

Hipster twitcher: Holy cow! This stream only has 200 viewers, I am gonna watch it so I appear cool and hip to my fellow Twitchers!

Obese friend who uses Twitch and is also a weeb: By god, you're such a hipster twitcher man

by Robbie The Memer April 18, 2015

Hipster Cut

A common hipster haircut where the sides of the head are cut short while the top is left long. The long portion of the hair is then combed back or to the side using hair products. A long beard is grown to complement the hair.

Hipster walks into a barber shop: Hey man give me the Hipster Cut.

by inshadow4 August 3, 2015

Bio hipster

A bio hipster is a consumer that is interested in sustainable and farm to table products. They prefer food to be sourced locally, creating zero waste and being delivered by zero emission vehicles. Bio hipsters are often found in Berkeley, Brooklyn and Burlington.

A Bio hipster only frequents restaurants that source meat and products from local farmers.

by Hmm21 October 15, 2016

cyber hipster

A person that has known and or used technical devices or websites before it was mainstream or known in general. A cyber hipster always tries to be the first one who uses this tech or software. The person doesn't need to be a hipster IRL.

Person 1:'Have you heard of this big youtuber?'
Cyber hipster:'Dude, i know him since he had like 5k subscribers!'

Cyber hipster:'I played Minecraft when it was still called cavegame'
Other person: 'That dude is such a cyber hipster'

Cyber hipster:'I had a smartphone way before it was mainstream'

by Grumpy Demus December 13, 2016

hipster ripster

Paying too much for things that help create a hipster image.

Person 1: "I just spent $10 a grande skinny half sweet mocha latte with soy from Starbucks."
Person 2: "That's such a hipster ripster."
Person 1: "Living authentic isn't cheap, now I have to edit photos on my $3000 Mac."

by Pizza ova October 25, 2015