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Pure of Heart

Unprotected anal sex with a midget in the hot aisle of a server room while the hallon fire suppression system goes off around them
Reggie, why are you into the "Pure of Heart"?
by Anonymous48887410 July 28, 2009
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Heart stealer

A person who will exhibit extreme acts of love to win another’s love, but do not really love.
by SherSomers June 10, 2018
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Fart from the heart

Sending a fart in the mail to a loved one for the purpose of shock and awe. A fart is packaged in a container and mailed to a recipient with a custom note for the pure intention of creating a reaction. Farts from the heart are most effective when someone is not responding to traditional relationship stigma.
Heather sent a little butt love to Steve when she packaged up a fart from the heart.

Steve was excited beyond recognition when he recieved Heather's note that read "I believe our relationship is in the crapper" along with a vile of gas. Steve was both happy and sad to receive a fart from the heart.
by Leon Spruce June 8, 2009
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Heart Broken

The result of finding out your boyfriend had unprotected sex with his ex girlfriend whilst you were on holiday, and she is now pregnant
by emily_laura September 21, 2005
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open heart sergery

She has been fucked so many times, it looks like she had open heart sergery.
by 4-10 December 3, 2003
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Bleeding Heart Kid

One who listens to music that represents the daily struggles of people and society. It hurts to listen and feel but one is powerful enough to understand the pain.

Represent your struggle!
"If your addicted to Atmosphere your probably a bleeding heart kid"
by Your Struggle October 30, 2007
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half heart

Chasing two people at the same time. Resulting in a conflicted state of heart because you're not sure which one to choose. You end up hurting the other because you've been stringing them along.
No half heart, it's either you're in or you're out. You're hurting everyone by doing so.
by priciliachang February 8, 2015
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