Tim: Man I was fuckin' Tif so hard last night, too bad she had a god damn goblin ham.
David: Fuckin shit dude, I hate goblin hams my nigga.
David: Fuckin shit dude, I hate goblin hams my nigga.
by Deanasawr2 October 7, 2017
Get the Goblin Hammug. When you used to go hard as a mother fucker but now you’re a Dad so you can only go hard as a mother fucker ish. On occasion. This is Dad Ham.
Dad Ham Variant: When a Dad who used to go hard as a mother fucker has one of his couple times a year turn ups and forgets how to turn up well and goes Dad Ham.
Dad Ham Variant: When a Dad who used to go hard as a mother fucker has one of his couple times a year turn ups and forgets how to turn up well and goes Dad Ham.
by Reamzy May 11, 2022
Get the Dad Hammug. A drunk sand hill. He is nearly incomprehensible, but is an expert craftsmen. Remains super athletic, but can hardly walk. He is not afraid to to pleasure his woman in public, and isn't intimidated by the sphincter region.
Person 1: Did you see Ham Sill last night? I couldn't understand a word he said and he almost fell over after every step, yet he somehow managed to jump over that table.
Person 2: Yeah, no kidding. And he was trying to finger his girlfriend on the couch in the lobby.
Person 2: Yeah, no kidding. And he was trying to finger his girlfriend on the couch in the lobby.
by Sphinxtor May 20, 2014
Get the Ham Sillmug. by S-money and Kezzurp April 20, 2018
Get the ham cobblermug. the act of dropping trou while in a vehicle and smashing your buttocks against the glass, creating a visual image not unlike that of 2 ham steaks side by side
by The Mad Flasher January 18, 2011
Get the plant hammug. When one burns there asshole and it blossoms into a ham flower and looks like a Chinese hut given the name Ham Hut.
by Hamhuts December 20, 2020
Get the Ham Hutmug. Any collision or energetic snafu involving two people and hard surface. Gets its name from the famed Subway sandwich.
by slamhamoriginator October 14, 2023
Get the Slam Hammug.