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Goblin Ham

A word for a totally nasty looking/smelling pussy.
Tim: Man I was fuckin' Tif so hard last night, too bad she had a god damn goblin ham.
David: Fuckin shit dude, I hate goblin hams my nigga.
by Deanasawr2 October 7, 2017
mugGet the Goblin Hammug.

Dad Ham

When you used to go hard as a mother fucker but now you’re a Dad so you can only go hard as a mother fucker ish. On occasion. This is Dad Ham.

Dad Ham Variant: When a Dad who used to go hard as a mother fucker has one of his couple times a year turn ups and forgets how to turn up well and goes Dad Ham.
Fark did you see Jono at his party, he went full Dad Ham.
by Reamzy May 11, 2022
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Ham Sill

A drunk sand hill. He is nearly incomprehensible, but is an expert craftsmen. Remains super athletic, but can hardly walk. He is not afraid to to pleasure his woman in public, and isn't intimidated by the sphincter region.
Person 1: Did you see Ham Sill last night? I couldn't understand a word he said and he almost fell over after every step, yet he somehow managed to jump over that table.

Person 2: Yeah, no kidding. And he was trying to finger his girlfriend on the couch in the lobby.
by Sphinxtor May 20, 2014
mugGet the Ham Sillmug.

ham cobbler

when you make up a type of baked good that coincidentally sounds like a sex thing
What should I bake next? A ham cobbler!
by S-money and Kezzurp April 20, 2018
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plant ham

the act of dropping trou while in a vehicle and smashing your buttocks against the glass, creating a visual image not unlike that of 2 ham steaks side by side
I told my friend not to plant ham in my car and now I have two butt smears on my window.
by The Mad Flasher January 18, 2011
mugGet the plant hammug.

Ham Hut

When one burns there asshole and it blossoms into a ham flower and looks like a Chinese hut given the name Ham Hut.
1. That bitch got a "Ham Hut"
2. Is the a ballon or a ham hut
by Hamhuts December 20, 2020
mugGet the Ham Hutmug.

Slam Ham

Any collision or energetic snafu involving two people and hard surface. Gets its name from the famed Subway sandwich.
One side of the bed frame collapsed, causing us to completely slam ham into the wall.
by slamhamoriginator October 14, 2023
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