A relationship that looks like a heterosexual one to the unbeknownst, but is actually between two lesbians. Named after the satirical internet rumor that both Hello Kitty and Dear Daniel, who are claimed by Sanrio to be a straight couple, are actually two girls.
Penny: “People keep thinking I’m straight because I call Alex my boyfriend, but little do they know that she’s also a lesbian like me!”
Edwin: “Wow that sounds like a Hello Kitty relationship.”
“People keep thinking I’m straight because I constantly talk about having a boyfriend, but that “boyfriend” in question is actually a butch lesbian who likes being called a dude. I guess I’m in a Hello Kitty relationship.”
Edwin: “Wow that sounds like a Hello Kitty relationship.”
“People keep thinking I’m straight because I constantly talk about having a boyfriend, but that “boyfriend” in question is actually a butch lesbian who likes being called a dude. I guess I’m in a Hello Kitty relationship.”
by chillzfundee March 3, 2025
Get the Hello Kitty Relationshipmug. 
Hello
by anonymous December 12, 2020
Get the Hellomug. When you ask someone what the capital of Thailand is, and they say they don't know, so you tell them it's Bangkok and then you hit them in the dick so hard there's blood.
by MAKEOUTHILL666 January 30, 2018
Get the Thai Hellomug. by Venomzz August 29, 2021
Get the Hello bromug.