Pronounced 'Leash', the Laois Hello is a method of greeting a member of the opposing gender in which the aggressor gets the victim in a quasi- forceful headlock and proceeds to unconsensually kiss them on the lips. This technique came to notoriety in the county of Laois, Ireland, hence the title it bears.
by Humdinger McDaniels February 9, 2024

by Okgdvfcv December 3, 2020

a hello kitty boy. the worst. hello kitty boys are cheaters, and always mentally unstable. never date one. he’ll turn you into a hello kitty girl. he was use you for sexual purposes, while using others at the same time.
by roseerxv January 13, 2024

by Ari 2.0 June 2, 2023

A psychological warfare weapon, released in Japan as a tactic to enslave the world and put it under their control. Also an absolutely atrocious character. Fucking cancerous.
dude 1: are you retarded
dude 2: no
dude 1: do you like hello kitty
dude 2: yes
dude 1: so you openly admitted you’re retarded
dude 2: no
dude 1: do you like hello kitty
dude 2: yes
dude 1: so you openly admitted you’re retarded
by I am in possession of nukes. February 13, 2024

by Katiiebugg August 13, 2017
