I was suntanning in my bikini at the beach and it had been so long that my lady garden was on fire, so I called over the lifeguard and to my surprise I was greeted with a fireman’s gift.
by Word Doctor 1 October 29, 2021
Get the Fireman’s Gift mug.Where is my Early November Gift? You are such a fake friend bro. No. Nuts do not fucking count as a gift. Oh? So only the mid october gift is real? Yeah, you would say that dude. Unbelievable.
by MommyLover69420 November 3, 2021
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If you were born in November you don’t have to participate in no nut November and you have no negative repercussions
Person 1: Hey are you be participating in no nut November
Person 2: nah I got November’s birthday gift
Person 1: lucky bastard
Person 2: nah I got November’s birthday gift
Person 1: lucky bastard
by Za hando November 7, 2021
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Get the Our lady of graft and corruption mug.A saying when someone gives you something useful but you don't like it at all and you would like to have something better for you .
In the past, when buying a horse, people looked to see if it had healthy teeth.
In the past, when buying a horse, people looked to see if it had healthy teeth.
Dad: „I will give you my little car for your birthday.“
Daughter: „But I don’t like it! I’d rather like a big car!“
Dad: „OH, c’mon! Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth!“
Daughter: „But I don’t like it! I’d rather like a big car!“
Dad: „OH, c’mon! Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth!“
by Jay Gee Pee May 28, 2022
Get the Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth! mug.A rite of passage into manhood in which a drunk man takes off all his clothes, puts on purple body paint then runs out onto a street crossing while yelling about how the bird is the word.
Jim: "Hey did you see Jordan do that purple peter griffin last Thursday night?"
Justin: "What the fuck are you talking about?"
Justin: "What the fuck are you talking about?"
by STREETS OFGRACE February 3, 2023
Get the Purple Peter Griffin mug.My dumbass way of praising something. My brain no longer works (I am very retarded) so when I like something I now say "______ is really God's gift to Man."
Friend: "You Like that new Donkey Kong Country 2 game?"
Me: "Yeah it really is God's gift to man"
Friend: Damn boy
Me: "Yeah it really is God's gift to man"
Friend: Damn boy
by Pet Sounder May 28, 2023
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