Ass Giblet

This term is used usually when someone you know is being a dickbag

Ex;
P1: *eats bag of chips*
P2: *snatches bag of chips from P1*
P1: HEY YOU ASS GIBLET GIVE ME MY CHIPS

by -iluvubb November 23, 2019

Reverse Gobble Debt

Basic carrot and stick system, whereby you promise someone to suck their cock in exchange for a good/service by a certain date. However if they fail to deliver on that date, they owe you a bloj instead.

<Tues> "Jeff, if you get me that wire by Weds I'll suck your cock."
<Tues> "Done! Get ready for a fat one in your mouth!"
<Weds> no wire
<Thurs> no wire
<Fri> "That's it Jeff, I invoke the right of Reverse Gobble Debt!"
<Fri> "aww, god damn it...I deserve that for lagging all the time, I guess you get to fuck my throat and make me Gwock hard"

by myfakeurbanDname March 6, 2020

360 gobble gobble

Giving someone very good head or oral sex

She gave that 360 gobble gobble type head😍

by That’s bitch. Pearllll March 7, 2020

Knob-gobbled

A phrase coined shortly after the landslide victory of the Labour party in 1997. It was used at the time to describe the groundbreaking tactic of Labour MPs to acrrue vital votes from self proclaimed "lads", a vital voting block at the time.

Now, however, it's typically used to describe any fellatio that is preformed with a particular level of vigor.

Oi, mate! Did you get your Wing Wang suckled?
Aye, mate! She really gobbled my knob!

Knob-gobbled

by Gobark123 April 4, 2020

Flibberty Gibbets

A replacement curse word for fuck, or that old man that lives in a creepy hut in the forest while you're on a road trip.

First Definition:
Guy 1: I got fired from my job.
Guy 2: Flibberty Gibbets!

Second Definition:
Guy 1: Man look at Flibberty Gibbets down the road there.
Guy 2: I know right.

by WordWizard_123LOL November 30, 2020

Snow gobble

To only have relationship for holidays.

We had a great time during the holidays with this girl, then he snow gobbled me after New Years.

by anonymous December 27, 2020

Dirk giblet

Loose anal skin, flappy rectum syndrome. Excess butthole skin

While doing lunges my dirk giblet slid out from under my thong panties causing extreme discomfort

by Penelope Picklebottom May 8, 2021