German Whoopie Cushion

When you break an oversized mug of beer and strategically place it where some some dumb bastard will sit.

Look at that douchebag. Mike G just sat on a German Whoopie Cushion! Haha what an asshole!

by Mr. Dick Fitzwel October 31, 2011

German Sparkle Party

A German Sparkle Party is where you spray adhesive on a friends face (or your own) and then pour copious amounts of glitter into the anal region of a stripper or otherwise talented participant who then farts aforementioned glitter into the sticky face of the recipient

Jeff got a German Sparkle Party for his birthday and still has glitter in his hair

by ron mahogandy June 23, 2015

german sponge bath

Having any exposed extremity licked obsessively while asleep or unconcious by a dachshund or any other breed of German dog.

Upon waking I discovered that I was coated in a thin film of saliva due to the German sponge bath I received after passing out. I should stop drinking tequila.

by henchman May 12, 2006

GERMAN BALONEY TITS

1. BIG FLAT TITS THAT JUST LAY THERE ON STOMACH OR GET TUCKED INTO THE WAIST

2. TITS THAT REMIND YOU OF SOMEONE THAT HAS BAD BREATH

HEY ,, I WAS PLOWING THIS FAT SLUT ON A TABLE ,, HER TITS WERE LAYING ON HER LIKE 2 ROWS OF SLICED GERMAN BALONEY,, I CALLED HER GERMAN BALONEY TITS GIRL

by DpcxAlphaMale August 31, 2009

That just sounds german

Shortened version-'TJSG'
Definition-That's cool/rad/fresh/awesome

X-"I'm listening to circa survive and thrice tonight"
y-"That just sounds german."

X-"i'm playing Black Ops tonight, gonna knife some faces"
y-"that just sounds german"

X-"i like beer"
y-"that just sounds german"

by pollypocketmama November 24, 2010

German Pretzel Press

Having extreme vaginal sex with a women resulting in her vagina resembling a pretzel.

Mike: I totally gave Beth a German Pretzel Press
Xavier: Nice! I've only heard legends of the German Pretzel Press. It is said that only one possesing the Penis of Destiny can perform such a task.

by superbadchicksgivingmemclovin February 12, 2011

German Poo Sex

A sexual act involving two or more persons, in which at least one party involved must participate using a loud and resonating German accent. Ideally, the individual is also of German descent.

A specialized derivative of "scat".

There must've been a scat party here because it smells like shit. Probably a session of German poo sex.

by pervatosaurus April 21, 2009