German Countdown

A sex move whose constituent act(s) is so denigrating, violent and unspeakable that it cannot be described using human language, mathematics or symbolic logic, even though it can still convey meaning in everyday conversation.

Hubert: "Dude, did you hear Beatrice got the German Countdown (der Deutschen Kündigung)?"

Barnaby: "Yeah man, I wasn't there but I know one when I see one. It's gonna be a lot harder for her to be a sperm dumpster now that she's a comatose paraplegic."

by jinglepants69 July 8, 2011

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German Waterbottle

A sex practice in which multiple males ejaculate into a waterbottle, then proceed to pour the contents over a females vigina. Another female then comes and slrups the jizz from the vigina.

What are you going to do? Go have a german waterbottle?

by Johnny mcT October 29, 2011

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German Whoopie Cushion

When you break an oversized mug of beer and strategically place it where some some dumb bastard will sit.

Look at that douchebag. Mike G just sat on a German Whoopie Cushion! Haha what an asshole!

by Mr. Dick Fitzwel October 30, 2011

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germantown high school

An eclectic collection of all that is both classy and ratchet. School spirit is mad intense but there will often be fights in "A" lobby. It is not unusual to see weave on the floor.

Ratchet
Girl: "Gurrrrl did you see that fight outside M building today?"

Friend: "Mhmmm you know that bitch was cheating with her man."

Classy
"I dressed up for well-dressed Wednesday!"
"Yay Germantown High School spirit!"
"Hashtag selfie!"

by Classof2012 May 1, 2014

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