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Greased

To fart and something extra comes out, not exceeding the buttocks or touching clothing such as underwear or pants.
Damn man, that was close! I greased my asscrack after all of those buffalo wings!
by SniggihTterb February 4, 2024
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styling grease

A slang term for hair gel or similar products.
Oh man, I ran out of styling grease today when I was greasing it down.
My hairstyle? I just used my styling grease to make it look this sexy.
by M1nak041n0 May 21, 2021
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2nd day grease

1. Eating greasy foods a day after you ordered it when its sitting in your fridge or something

2. A Gross ex girlfriend or boyfriend that you regret ever coming into contact with and you see a friend of yours dating such person.
1. Man youre really eating that 2nd day grease, you gross fuck

2. Man you see Joey with the 2nd day grease? Fucking gross
by Youreaverageasshole May 26, 2018
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window grease

A Word For A Clean Freak Your Mom,A Window Cleaner....You
Kid: Mom Mr.Thomas Is Scary
Mom: How?
Kid: He's A Clean Freak
Mom: He Sure Has Some Window Grease Then
Kid: Mom, You Need Help
Mom: I Know *Cries*
by Razzlz January 11, 2017
mugGet the window greasemug.

Muffin grease

Vaginal sucreation, pussy fluid
Did you get lucky last night

Yeah! My cock is still covered in muffin grease.
by Crackslime January 25, 2019
mugGet the Muffin greasemug.

Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole on the back of the toilet.
"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle.

Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle.
by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016
mugGet the Grease Shinglemug.
Cremation grease fire.
When a morbidly obese person is cremated and the excessive fat leaks out.
When 600 pound Uncle Joe was cremated he exploded into a massive cremation grease fire 🔥 and burned the building to the ground.
by E.F. Crazy, LLC. March 19, 2025
mugGet the Cremation grease fire 🔥mug.

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