A painful bout of diarrhea, often caused by eating too much spicy food and foods high in fiber in the same day. It feels as if one is excreting acid and/or hot sauce and is extremely unpleasant, leaving an uncomfortable feeling for a short while afterwards.
John: "I had a brutal case of firea last night and it hurt to walk up the stairs."
Ikeo: "Maybe you shouldn't have gotten those three tacos for dinner with all that hot sauce on 'em."
Ikeo: "Maybe you shouldn't have gotten those three tacos for dinner with all that hot sauce on 'em."
by Dude John James February 28, 2008
Get the firea mug.One who is knowledgeable in the inner makings of a bonfire. Most importantly, the individual likes for the fire to look good throughout the entire process.
Damn max... when's that fire gonna be ready? Response: BITCH I'm a fire-tist, you can't rush perfection! Now go get me another load of wood. That's exactly why you burn up all the gasoline when your on fire duty!
by Maxwell-deepwell October 18, 2016
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Fire Emblem Awakening
A game in the fire emblem series, which is surrounded by controversy because of old school fans complaining about it being to easy casual mode, broken second seal, the story not being as good and some characters being a bit inappropriate Nowi. However this game help save the franchise as well as set it back on course (most people had forgotten about Fire Emblem by that stage and the game spawned a lot of new players). This because it was it sold 1.9 million copies by 2014 thus reminding everyone about fire emblem. Pie the way the game has a fixation with pies.
A game in the fire emblem series, which is surrounded by controversy because of old school fans complaining about it being to easy casual mode, broken second seal, the story not being as good and some characters being a bit inappropriate Nowi. However this game help save the franchise as well as set it back on course (most people had forgotten about Fire Emblem by that stage and the game spawned a lot of new players). This because it was it sold 1.9 million copies by 2014 thus reminding everyone about fire emblem. Pie the way the game has a fixation with pies.
I see you play Robin in smash bros.
Yes what about it?
You should play Fire Emblem Awakening.
I've already played it.
Oh really that's great!
Not as good as previous instalments thought.
Take that back right now!
Yes what about it?
You should play Fire Emblem Awakening.
I've already played it.
Oh really that's great!
Not as good as previous instalments thought.
Take that back right now!
by Ranaky January 19, 2017
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by LawlessCollege September 3, 2009
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James: Oh yea? Did you get fire wood?
Ryan: Shhh, Don't tell any one but my wood burns like a mofo.
James: Oh yea? Did you get fire wood?
Ryan: Shhh, Don't tell any one but my wood burns like a mofo.
by Marshbag October 16, 2006
Get the fire wood mug.The incredibly painful stinging sensation one receives on their anus, usually caused by indigestion and/or spicy foods.
I love hot wings, but they give me firebutt.
Sorry honey, we can't do anal tonight, I've got firebutt.
Sorry honey, we can't do anal tonight, I've got firebutt.
by CritzCrakka August 26, 2006
Get the firebutt mug.The asinine requirement to purchase a firearm (rifle or shotgun), ammunition or even BB guns in the People's Republic of New Jersey. Although not technically required for possession of such items, it does, as a generality, serve as a de facto proof of being "eligible" to possess firearms. Application for FID is typically made to the law enforcement agency at which one resides. Non residents apply at the nearest NJSP trooper barracks. The process is highly intrusive and involves signing a waiver to allow disclosure of mental health information to determine eligibility and the providing of references who must attest to the "fitness" of the applicant.
The process is supposed to take no more than 30 days, but do to prevailing anti 2nd amendment attitudes and sentiments held by most law enforcement agencies, it can take, in some cases, upwards of a year to be issued one; other localities, more accepting of the second amendment will issue within 30 days. In addition, there are multiple cases of denial for "arbitrary" and vague reasons, often termed as "public health and safety".
The process is supposed to take no more than 30 days, but do to prevailing anti 2nd amendment attitudes and sentiments held by most law enforcement agencies, it can take, in some cases, upwards of a year to be issued one; other localities, more accepting of the second amendment will issue within 30 days. In addition, there are multiple cases of denial for "arbitrary" and vague reasons, often termed as "public health and safety".
Oh you want to buy this gun, ok, let me see your Firearm Identification Card before we can proceed with this sale.
Oh, you want to apply for a FID. Here sign this mental health waiver and we'll hopefully issue your card in the next year or so.
LEO- Let me see your FID.
Law abiding citizen-Sir, respectfully, I do not need a FID since I am in possession under one of the exemptions provided for by NJ law.
LEO-Get the fuck out of the car and get on the ground!!!!! You cannot possess a firearm without a FID!!!!!
Oh, you want to apply for a FID. Here sign this mental health waiver and we'll hopefully issue your card in the next year or so.
LEO- Let me see your FID.
Law abiding citizen-Sir, respectfully, I do not need a FID since I am in possession under one of the exemptions provided for by NJ law.
LEO-Get the fuck out of the car and get on the ground!!!!! You cannot possess a firearm without a FID!!!!!
by LONFOG April 10, 2010
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