fart college

A university that teaches useless information and lies - such as the lie that there is no intelligence and no power reflected in the design of the universe, the lie that science has an alternative explanation to creationism to explain how the universe and everything in it came to exist from nothing, and the associated useless philosophy of insanity and pure ignorance - that God and moral truth do not even exist, but the fundamental axiom by which we are to live is not God's truth, but "unqualified equality".

The reason why Harvard University professors teach that we are to look to animals for moral guidance, is because it is really just a very expensive Fart College.

by Flatiron Scheisskopf June 1, 2017

Le Fart

When one farts with class and unabashed

Wilbur farted and grinned at Tempest, who was aghast at his lack of remorse. "Iggy, Wilbur like totally Le farted"

by Randy Warhols July 11, 2010

Menchaca fart

A Menchaca fart is one that smells bad and lingers for a while because of eating too much greasy and old food or junk food .

Man it stinks right here, must be one of those Menchaca farts

by Nik da dik February 16, 2018

action fart

Noun: a fart that occurs when a the farter exerts themselves in a manner usually unassociated with the act of farting itself. Often associated with lifting heavy objects or laughing hysterically. This fart is always unintentional.

Fartee: Help me moves this couch, will ya?

Farter: Sure. *grunts*

Fart: thbbtbtbthbbt.

Fartee: What? Did you just fart when you picked up your end of the couch?

Farter: Sure did. Couldn't be helped. Action fart.

Fartee: No doubt.

by anodine rush February 28, 2010

ninja fart

The act of releasing a totally disgusting and gross fart without a sound. Hence the term, silent but deadly!

While watching TV, Carol cut a ninja fart that grossed out her boyfriend. Since there was no sound, she was able to blame the dog! Her boyfriend almost puked and the dog ran away!

by mdguy September 16, 2006

fart pipe

Oversized, overpriced coffee cans ricer idiots use to impress 12 year old girls. Also used to compensate for lack of penis size.

My penis is small but my fart pipe is huge!

by Ricers are dweebs June 9, 2004

Nigger fart

When you fart so hard that nigger color poop comes out

“Yo i think I’m boutta nigger fart”

by Nut master 3000 February 7, 2021