Black eyed beans

What black eyed peas really are

Those aren't peas they look more like black eyed beans to me

by M£@t-H@mm£r January 10, 2019

Jester Eyed

When your woman comes on your face so much your eyes get pasted together and you are Jester Eyed.

Amber had me so jester eyed last night she had to lead me to the bathroom.

by bossman billy October 31, 2013

Double eyed mask

Someone who is always anonymous and quiet and never talks about anything about themselves at all. They often wear masks or bags with two eye holes in them, which is where this term originats namesake from.

She’s definitely a double eyed mask cause she doesn’t talk about anything about her life. She’s been quiet for quite a while and I want to ask her what’s happening with her but she won’t say anything. I am scared and worried for her and I want to help her somehow.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 10, 2018

Black-Eyed Susan

Old Western slang for pistols.

Alright boy, y'all better start hustlin' before I get dem Black-Eyed Susans out. Ye really don't wanna start raisin' sand.

by luigiman106 April 24, 2019

Willy the one-eyed wonder weiner

A great youtube-friendly name for a big cock. This great term was made by Chloe Roma. A canadian Males rights advocate, who needs more views. it first appeared in one episode of NO DIQK

Girls who baby trap men get NO willy the one-eyed wonder weiner

by Somebodythatyouneverknew October 3, 2021

Blind-eyed Susan

A person who recently received lasix surgery.

Man, Joey sure is a blind-eyed Susan, kid can’t see shit... for now.

by The guy with the words August 14, 2018

Cross Eyed High

When you're so high off dat dank, you can't keep you shit together, much less your fucking eyes.

"Yo bro, Tommy just hit dat dab so hard, i think he got cross eyed high like a mofo"

by Brithefriguy November 23, 2018